With our new metal detector I found what I thought was a civil war sword, but in fact it is part of a plow. I dug it up this afternoon! Very exciting! It's iron from Lynchburg Plow Works dated 1896. How cool is that! When I was walking the property, every couple of paces, I'd get a spark signal of some metal. It was just too could to dig. I know there's a chest of gold hidden out there!
"The ghosts in the house were waiting. They knew someone would come to them. Ghosts mean us no harm. They're never warm. You can see through ghosts like I can see through you. Him, him, him, him, him, him, he's the only one you think about, but I have friends and the pipes have frozen. This group's got your shit possessed, but there's more, isn't there? The gaping void where your sad soul sat. This and that be held close and over flame in dreams. The skeleton in you is a rattling. On the part of the brain that hallucinates, they speak to you in squeals like nails on a chalkboard and nails in the coffin of someone breathing in the dark of the box. If the cats see you wanting, and the half body gliding down the darkened hallway, they will know and judge with their eyes. The spark of his blood glitters the stairs. The knife shining in the light of the moon frozen above my neck like a dead star. The cries buried in whispers seep through the garden like murmurs sifting through the rib cage. The slim candle flickers after flame, beats in the night wind and tries to snuff it out. The machinery of the old wheelchair is faulty with crumbling dark red rust, and screeches like rats burrowing their way to the soft brain through the eye sockets, reaching for warmth. It's a difficult way to grieve in the murky water, breath barely held as he fights to hold her golden haired head under the stagnant water of the garden pond. Dead leaves litter like skeletons of ships and decomposing hands and the water bugs skim the surface reflection. Black tadpoles silhouetted by the pale skin of her thin nude body swim, bloated and ill with plague these sick swollen sperm that are curiously investigating her body. There's a light in the window of the locked room in the attic. Something deformed looked out at me."
It's a Winter Window Garden started in the kitchen! We'll see if the deer will jump up this high to eat it! Got Spagetti Squash, Zucchini, Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Egg Plant, Watermelon and Honey Dew! Now if I could only grow mushrooms and weed, but I just don't know where to get seeds!
Dang! I need to keep the office closed to kitties! One of them pooped on my laptop! GROSS! The heat of the MacBook acted like an Easy-Bake Oven and turned the droppings into something not unlike the texture of a piping fresh oatmeal cookie, hard on the outside and gooey on the inside. I bet it tastes like shit, though! Them kittens are too young to know that was a wrong thing to do, so neither of them look guilty.
But I will get my revenge! One of my favorite radio dramas was a version of, "The Tunnel Under the World" by Frederik Pohl, and tonight, unable to sleep even though heavily medicated with sleep inducing drugs, I found in my collection of books a copy of "Simulacron-3" by Daniel F. Galouye. While reading it, I was surprised how similar it was, so after I was done, I looked online to see whose work was first, it was Pohl's, but the more interesting fact was "Simulacron-3" is what, "Welt am Draht" by Rainer Werner Fassbinder is based on. Now I need to see it!
Went to look at an old tractor the other day. I'd really like to have an old time one. This one was probably from the 17th century and the farmer told me, "It still runs, but it's old and it shuffles like an old man. It threw one of it's coils out, but it ran like a dream." I laughed and said, "Ay, there's the rub. For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, when we have shuffled off this mortal coil." He squinted his eyes and stared, then said, "You ain't one of them queers are ya?" You must also visit: http://www.jerrylentz.com/ http://tinyurl.com/yb885xt http://www.facebook.com/jerrylentz http://www.facebook.com/thejerrylentz http://www.miroguide.com/audio/14970
I haven't written anything in a while here. I've spent most of my time on Facebook. I did participate in the National Novel Writing Month event where you have 30 days to finish a 50,000 word novel. I reached my goal in 7 fun filled days. Now I'm thinking I'll try to write a novel every week. Starting today; I'm writing one (50,000 + word) book a week! Exercise daily! Get the garden going! Start back to blogging! Start back to podcasting! Learn guitar! Learn hypnosis! Paint more! Build projects! Start acting workshop back up and MAKE MOVIES!!! We can do it!!! Dexter de Cat (See above photo) was helping me write. He's a very helpful boy! He has lots of great ideas, he loves a good story with a chase, like the one about him chasing ladybugs, chasing his sister Marcelline de Cat's tail and the high tech spy thriller involving him chasing the dot of a red laser. Thanks for your continued support, Jerry You must also visit: http://www.jerrylentz.com/ http://tinyurl.com/yb885xt http://www.facebook.com/jerrylentz http://www.facebook.com/thejerrylentz http://www.miroguide.com/audio/14970
I'm touched by all the personal messages people are posting about what Steve Jobs meant to them. People that weren't even Mac users seem to get how he changed the world. I remember when people told me how they felt when Disney died, or FDR, or John Lennon, or JFK...
I was so depressed, but reading his quotes and the lovely comments from the people touch by his work has somehow filled me with a kind of joy. Isn't that strange?
I was just informed me that the assholes at the Westboro Baptist Church announced plans to protest at Steve Jobs's funeral. Why can't "Anonymous" do something about them?
What a GREAT time I had last night! JL2 bought a brand new mower that turned out to be 50% off!!! Couldn't believe the luck on that! Then she bought a skill saw that we've really needed! She also bought strings for the electric guitar and a cord to the amp! Oh, I had the best club sandwich I've ever had, and it was like two meals, because I ate half and got full, so into a box went the other half that became my midnight snack! It was like the best day EVER!!!
Then…
I knew the wonderful feelings I was having last night would have to be ground down and chiseled away today. I'm just not strong enough to keep trying to get along with assholes.
BTW, I spell assholes, c. u. n. t. s!
Enjoying today's chore of unfriending Conservatives, Teabaggers, Christians, Sunnis, Shias, Sikhs, Hillbillies, Meanies, Thugs, Terrorists, Gangstas, Oil Industry Employees, Banking Industry Employees, Monsanto Employees, Halliburton Employees, General Electric Employees, Publishers that ripoff writers, and people that use interns for free labor only! If you are any of these please unfriend me now!
It appears Sarah Palin might be under investigation for soliciting contributions under the guise of a possible run for the presidency when money was probably laundered through a cross-country family vacation. This might be getting good!
JK Rowling is one of over 60 people lining up to expose the truth and sue Fox News owner Rupert Murdoch's other fake news provider, the now defunct paper, "News of the World". I can't wait until Fox News also shuts down.
Two News items; Want the Good News or the Bad News first? "Male Circumcision Is Medically Beneficial, Experts Say" and "Research Reveals Oral Sex May Be Leading Cause of Mouth and Throat Cancers" Just when I thought I was getting ahead by being married, these doctors have to go shooting their mouths off and jerking me around emotionally. This News SUCKS!
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I used to have quite a nice collection of tools! I had power tools, tools for precision work, tools for specific and delicate crafts, but when I moved I gave them all away. Why? I just thought I had no need to ever use them again. I had no idea what was just around the corner.
Now I have the space for a movie studio, so I need to build props and sets and rigs to hold lights…
I need to build frames and stretch canvases for JL2 paintings.
There's so much to do, but I haven't any tools or supplies or lumber, yet.
Feel awful today! So you know what to do; You are my medicine, make me feel better! My throat and sinuses closed up and I've been having these really horrible coughing spells. The wind has been blowing, there was a fire down the street, the field across from the house was bush-hogged... Just so many reasons for me to be inhaling particles. I even got out the Neti pot.
Please make me feel better!
ESP, JL2's 13 year old kid came in my room and said, "We saw a UFO flying over Nashville today!"
I asked her to describe it and she said, "It was round and shiny black and it reflected the ground under it."
Did you take a picture of it?
"No."
Did you have your camera?
"Yeah."
You didn't think to take a photo?
"Uh, no."
Why?
"Because mom and I both saw it with our own eyes!"
Ugh...
JL2 and ESP went yard-sailing and they got me 2 DVDs "Closer" and "In the Bedroom" 2 films I like a lot.
It was my intention to start another fast this month, but feeling this way kinda made that look like an awful idea, so JL2 made me Angel Biscuits, Chicken Salad and Grape Salad... and it was GOOOOOOD!
Oh, and for dessert Peanut Butter Cup Cheesecake? Uhhhh....
OMG! I can't believe I was thinking of fasting this month!
Searching for Halloween ideas JL2 was contacting a costume shop that we're gonna visit tomorrow and the proprietor was describing the place and what they sold when suddenly she said, "By the way, I Gay!"
JL2 didn't know what to make of that. Like why did that make a difference? The conversation ended and JL2 looked up the website and read that the owners NAME was "Gay!"
Can't sleep, so I thought I'd watch my wife sleep for a while. I love the way she looks when she sleeps. She's so peaceful, so beautiful, just an innocent angel. She has a slight smile and a relaxed look on her face. She's so tired from a long day of work there's no way she'll wake up when I carefully undress her and take nude photos.
It's a fact, people are loving her paintings that you see above! She's already sold a few, so if you know someone that wants one, they better hurry and look at this!
I swear, I tried to wait! I just have to show you JL2 at work on a fantastic new icon portrait! JL2 is even using her finger on her! You can see she's wet! Can you tell me who she's painted and what film this is from?
I used to be such a fan of his as a kid! Frank Frazetta was the man! He dominated the fantasy art genre and my young life with images of savage warriors, curvaceous slave women and buxom princesses, alien creatures... My walls were covered with his work!
We have ocean acidification, ocean dead zones, garbage patches, hole in the ozone layer, numerous species no longer exist due to overhunting and overfishing, so it is completely laughable when you hear political boobs say that, "...man cannot impact the environment!"
"Your phasers are useless against my panty-shields!" Overheard that today at Kroger from two silly sisters that giggled and ran when they noticed me in the aisle looking for suppositories that might possibly fit into the barrel of the NERF Longstrike Sniper Rifle. I'm making a film that needs this as a prop! That's why!
On this date in 1964 the 888-page findings on JFK's death by the Warren Commission declared Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Do you believe that?
