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Sorry, I don't have time for you, I'm in a serious relationship now

Saw the James Bond movie, "Quantum of Solace" and LOVED it. There have been so many people saying horrible things about it, about the theme song, but I was really taken in by the whole thing. I totally got into it!

Loved the "Star Trek" trailer before the film and can't wait for that!

I got a box of Raisinets and boy that was noisy. Tipping the box each time to get some sun-ripened, plump juicy California raisins tucked in rich creamy Nestle' Classic Milk Chocolate out was like shaking up a bucket of gravel. Really loud!

I don't really eat candy, but I was hungry and Raisins are healthy, right? Even when they are dipped in Crack.

Stopped off at Outback Steakhouse after the movie for the Alice Springs Chicken I haven't had in nearly a year. Nice, nice treat for me.

The whole day was like I was taking myself out on a date. After all the money I spent on myself, I took myself home and had sex with myself. It was rough sex and there wasn't much talking or cuddling, I felt used and left in tears.

Later called myself to get an apology and came back for some wine and cheese, then I had some "Make Up" sex. This time it was sweet and after some snuggling, fell gently asleep.

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I'm talking to myself, I just realized that!

I had Mexican food yesterday and drank a margarita or Two, then went to the DMV because my tags are TWO MONTHS expired as the cops that pulled me over for robbery kindly informed me without ticketing me. That was nice.

They also told me I had one brake light out. In LA I would have been ticketed, in SF the cop might have helped put a new bulb in, in Dallas, the cop might have just shot me!

At the DMV nothing was accomplished because I have to get an inspection first.

Went to Jiffy Lube, they do inspections. Got brake lights fixed, radiator flushed, oil change, new air filter, they are so good at upselling things you don't want or need, but then while all that was going on the guy that does inspections left for the day. The whole reason I went there. Bill? $90. No inspection, no tags from DMV today!

Rain, rain, rain...

Very cold!

Went to the B&N bookstore walked around alone, talked to the girl working the music section about Santogold, but my right eye got all blurry and head began to hurt.

Went to my new Thai place to eat again. Alone!

Came home went to sleep, ALONE... for 24 hours! Yay! My eye feels better!

Hopefully will get to see the new James Bond today with my brother, if it doesn't start snowing.

This looks like a movie. An AWESOME movie, but it's just the wave of the future of entertainment and the end of cinema as we know it...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMRhnC4-QGQ

Dude, I would never have thought Chris Elliot could have such a hot daughter! Dang!

Chris Elliot's Daughter Joins SNL!!!

http://weblogs.redeyechicago.com/showpatrol/2008/11/snl-adds-2-wome.html

I guess we all knew, The Matrix runs on Windows, at least the one I'm stuck in...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX8yrOAjfKM

Well in the time it took me to look at all of those links, my brother has canceled on me for the 007 movie, but I'm going anyway to the 11:20 am showing... ALONE!

Always alone... I don't get it? I'm a nice, sweet, fun person to hang out with... Why am I always alone?

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I need this day off to have fun like you can't imagine!

Time to just chill and think about my future, for The Future is where I will be soon!

Been making changes to my various Internet projects, to which you can find the links on the Left. Please take some time to explore them when you are not too pressed for time.

Going to be making new audio for my Project Playlist Radio Show

http://www.playlist.com/user/8641895

Please check it out before the current show goes away.

Had another great mention connected to actress Jean Seberg in GreenCine

http://daily.greencine.com/archives/007022.html

I have been so obsessed with her in different stages growing up, just look at the pic of her on the cover of the book! She was amazing!

If you have any interest in Woody Allen, I have found not only THE BEST interview with him, but maybe any interview with a celebrity who is exhausted and has reached a stage in Publicity where the just don't give a shit anymore. It is truly hilarious and in 4 fantastic parts!

The Woody Allen interview is from 1971, just after the worldwide release of "Bananas"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dEjc5B4kOo

Today I'm going to eat Mexican Food and drink heavily. Planning to see, "Quantum of Solace" with my brother tomorrow if he can make it.

If you are not doing anything right now, please take some time and think up a nice thing to write to me. If it's nice and sweet and gives me the smile I need, I promise to write you back with an equally smile inducing email.


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30 Different Ways to Put A Roof Over Your Head...

...In These Tents Times.

Get it Tents/Tense?

http://www.treehugger.com/files/2008/10/30-different-ways-to-put-a-roof-over-your-head.php

My favorite is the car cover tent! Imaging camping out and a tow truck trying to move the car and it turns out to be a tent. Might be a cool prank!

Getting high in your tent can be scary!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ies9JFWiBA

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I walk on concrete, I walk on sand, But I can't find...

...A safe place to stand
I'm scared baby
I wanna run
This world's crazy
Give me the gun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4kTMYhY2ds

“To be free, you had to be alone, always, everywhere, and above all amongst people. . . Wandering and alone in a world in which he could always stay unknown, Orschanow was really free. He thought and acted as he wanted to, and no one could pretend to control his thoughts, since all he needed to do was to leave, at the first clash of views, and set off on the road again.”

- from Isabelle Eberhardt’s Vagabond

The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5RE1D_Jdks

 

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The Nightmare I just had has stirred something inside...

...me. It was horrible. Yet writing it down revealed how silly it was. How could I put so much emotion into it?

I know it means something other than what I was seeing in the dream. Something hidden. Something symbolic. A secret message. I don't know what it is, but if it's so powerful and painful..

I don't want to know.

Once a Doctor described a kind of Depression to me as anger at ones self. I know I am anger at myself. I've been angry since I was a lil' kid. Angry I couldn't get what I wanted out of me. Angry I couldn't be handsome. Angry I wasn't smart enough. Angry I couldn't be the popular one. Angry I wasn't wealthy. Angry I couldn't be special. Angry I couldn't get the love I thought I needed.

None of that's change as an adult. I'm not any happier with myself. And I hate myself for being like this!

I'm so broken. I'm trying to evolve, but my emotional world keeps getting hit with Cretaceous-Tertiary Extinction Events.

When Obama won I was thinking things will be better and I was hopeful and happy, but I know the Right will fight everything and change will take time, but on the smallest of scales, Will I be changed?

Maybe my backpacking across Europe fantasies still merit some thought. I'm not getting any younger. And as Duke Leto Atreides tells Paul, "I'll miss the sea, but a person needs new experiences. They jar something deep inside, allowing him to grow. Without change something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken."

Maybe I could make enough money with my videos as I travel. I will need money!

My Acting Video Playlist got a great mention in GreenCine:

http://daily.greencine.com/archives/007009.html

That makes me happy!

There are little hints that point the way for me. Riddles. Signs.

Maybe the pain I'm having is I have a Calling, but I'm ignoring it. I'm meant to do something, but fear it. The whispers I hear just before sleep. The dream that slips out of reach. The right word that fades away.

But could they be...Warnings?

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If you've ever wanted to be...

...an Actor, I've been accumulating some great Acting Videos in my YouTube Acting Playlist that you would do well to watch. Even if you have no interest in Acting, it's still pretty cool stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=85E0774F3ADE11E9

You can click the Play All button and let it run!

My Green Screen Test turned out pretty miserable. I need more control over my lights. Too many hot spots. The results were awful. Need to rethink this.

Went outside in the cold and dark to refresh in the early morning. Saw some amazing shooting stars! And I don't mean actors... Might have been space junk, but it was beautiful. So beautiful, I forgot to make a wish.

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...and all the children are insane

After last night's full body cavity search by local law enforcement I was angry and bitter and even though found innocent and given an apology, felt like I should commit a crime of some sort, if I'm going to be hassled by the Man, anyway.

Sitting on the floor drinking a warm margarita from a paper cup and Cherry Flavored NyQuil straight from the bottle, I lit up a fresh J and as I exhaled I imagined the smoke was all the stress and negativity that's been building up in me, slowly escaping my body. I was getting dizzy. My head was swimming. My eyes were watery. But my sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever so you can rest medicine was working.

Yet, I wanted to cry. I felt violated.

Laying on my back, staring at the ceiling I could hear the music playing in the other room. On my iTunes, the track was Kate Bush and she was singing, The Morning Fog...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReIASIp3gAU

...and I flashed on a moment when I was younger and unable to process or understand my emotions, much like now. I could vividly see myself in the tub, feel the warm water, touch the razor, slice my wrist, how fast the blood comes out, lost, it's like I was losing a friend, a Fairy Godmother, a Ghost, an Angel, a Higher Power had turned away. Did I do this? How could I do this? Why? Suddenly people were screaming at me. The tub had so much blood. Stitches. Embarrassed, I made up stories about what had happened.

The light
Begin to bleed,
Begin to breathe,
Begin to speak.
D'you know what?
I love you better now.
I am falling
Like a stone,
Like a storm,
Being born again
Into the sweet morning fog.
D'you know what?
I love you better now.
I'm falling,
And I'd love to hold you now.
I'll kiss the ground.
I'll tell my mother,
I'll tell my father,
I'll tell my loved one,
I'll tell my brothers
How much I love them.

...and when she sang, "I'll tell my brothers, How much I love them" a wave of sadness poured over me about all that I could have missed and I cried uncontrollably.

The next track was REM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTakamc37D4

At night I drink myself to sleep and pretend
I don't care if you're not here with me
'Cause it's so much easier to handle
All my problems if I'm too far out to sea
But something better happen soon

Or it's gonna be too late to bring you back

Don't go back to Rockville
Don't go back to Rockville
Don't go back to Rockville
And waste another year

It's not as though I really need you
If you were here I'd only bleed you
But everybody else in town only wants to bring you down and
That's not how it ought to be
I know it might sound strange, but I believe
You'll be coming back before too long

Don't go back to Rockville
Don't go back to Rockville
Don't go back to Rockville

And waste another year

Am I in Rockville? Or was I in Rockville? It feels like it might be here.

When I was here, I wanted to be there; when I was there, all I could think of was getting back into the jungle.

My face was on the carpet for awhile. My skin felt like Silly Puddy.

In the bathroom mirror I looked like a guy in some old movie who has had half of his face disfigured by acid, or fire, or war. In the movie, at this point my character would smash the mirror, my reflection spider-webbed into fragments symbolizing my fractured psyche. In the nude picking the shards of mirror from my bleeding hand, the MPs arrive with my new mission. Everyone gets everything he wants.

Terminate with extreme prejudice. You understand Captain, that this mission does not exist, nor will it ever exist.

Yes, this was playing on iTunes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI24HgwK4m0


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So far I blame the new administration!


It's just now a lil' after 4:30am and earlier I stepped outside to see how bad the thunderstorm and tornado was that just passed overhead and a cop shined his light on me and then detained me for almost 2 hours because I fit the description of someone that had just robbed a store nearby.

He searched me and another cop car pulled up. He had me take him to my car and he asked to search my car. Then they let me go and I decided to go to Steak n' Shake to get a bite after all that I was all upset and then got pulled over by another cop and the whole thing started over. They searched me again!

Nothing I said to them made any difference. They questioned me and didn't seem to believe me. I even tried, "I'm not the droid you're looking for, " Jedi Mind Trick, but it didn't even get a smile.

This night has SUCKED!

I thought they were going to arrest me!

Who would have bailed me out?

Who would have defended me?

Who would have protected me?

 

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If you couldn't get laid after that speech, something is wrong!

It was like V-Day or something. End of War. Kissing strangers in the streets. The hope of all possibilities, the future is arriving, jobs are being created, the New New Deal, the creating of new fuels, new energy, new medicines, cities on the moon, end of diseases, money for school, butch dykes can happily marry hot lipstick lesbians, no more gas powered leaf blowers, no more sticky floors in the movie theaters and Black men can step on elevators without White women suddenly clutching their purses in fear.

I was moved to tears. A weight seemed lifted. I can now travel overseas for pleasure instead of moving overseas because I was afraid of my government.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2008/nov/05/speech-full

The World seems smaller, closer, warmer, friendlier, hopeful, happier, and sexier.

 

 

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