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...was Danger Diabolik for a photo-shoot!

I love the comic book and the Mario Bava film, but I think I'll be, "Diabolentz!"

Running around, jumping, cartwheels over a car and other things in my suit today, I realized I can be someone else! Maybe I'm tired of being me!

Relaxing later and listening to David Cross' "Open Letter to Larry the Cable Guy" I discovered something pretty cool, to me anyway!

First, let me say, I love David Cross. He helped me out two times early in my career when he didn't have to, and others wouldn't. Very generous! I think he's brilliant!

Now, listening to this audio from his book, I didn't know who Larry the Cable Guy was in real life. I knew it was a character, but what I didn't know was his real name (Dan Whitney) and that he was a reoccurring guest on my radio show back on The Edge in Dallas! I still have the tapes, before he was Larry the Cable Guy and may upload them in a few days, they are very funny!

Check out David Cross talking about him!

And watch Larry the Cable Guy here on "60 Minutes!"

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4948849n

Now, I can't say I hate Larry the Cable Guy, but he's not my kinda thing, however I did like Dan Whitney a lot! And just knowing he's made Millions by aiming his comedy at the simple minded is pretty awesome! I too, would one day like to siphon big money from the lowest common denominator! Knowing Dan like I did, I know he's a really smart guy to pull this off! An inspiration in many ways. He became someone else to succeed. Maybe I need to become someone else?

Oh, now check out the trailer for Mario Bava's fantastic film "Danger: Diabolik!" from 1968 starring John Phillip Law and Marisa Mel.

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It's just a teaser poster. It has, for me, the scary elements that I know the film will have and I believe the experience will be one of real horror and dread, but with a few laughs and a little sex. Yes, it is a documentary, but that said, I must point out that to me, nothing is more scary than the stories I've been told by campfire.

One of the coolest things to happen to me is the latest tool created for the filmmaker to use the possibilities of the Internet to generate funding for worthwhile projects. See it here.

http://www.jerrylentz.com/

On this page you will see the IndieGoGo widget that allows people to contribute to the film, "Travel With Spirits!"

I was thrilled beyond believe when only a few hours after setting it up a fantastic woman I've never met, Miss Rayburn from Manitoba, Canada contributed $100 to the budget of the film! Amazing! Wonderful! Giving!

There are so many levels of contribution, but she dug deep and jumped in! Awesome! I'd like to think some of my friends, people I actually know, people I've worked with, worked for, people from my own country of America, could help out... Could find it in their hearts to help make this film, too.

All these people I know complaining how we don't want America to be like Canada, yet someone from Canada is the 1st person to help me out on this film. Unbelievable! Sad, really. But not too late to prove your love!

Several friends of mine are in various stages of production on their own films. It's not a race to see who finishes first, but we are keeping track. One friend has found himself halfway through shooting his film to find that his investor has jumped ship and left him holding the bag empty while bills have piled up and promises have been used up. That's a scary movie!

I hope you can find a way to be involved in this film, get your name in it, tell others about it and share in the excitement, thrills and horror!

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My New Jerry Lentz Podcast Episode is now up and ready to be heard by you! It's a good one! I did it while suffering from a hangover, so like the previous "Drunk Podcasts" this is the "Hangover Podcast!"

There's good stuff in it I think, I didn't actually listen as I did it, but I'm guessing it's good!

The show is really doing well in the stats and all the downloads and cool people that are kind enough to email, add me as a "Friend" to their FaceBook accounts, send me nude photos of themselves... Great Listeners I got!

Also, if you go to:
http://www.jerrylentz.com
You'll notice on the Left Sidebar there is a widget looking for contributions to help me finish a new Ghost Hunting Documentary DVD and I haven't been able to see who are all the contributors just yet, but some have offered to help in the funding of this cool project! Check it out! There's more in the posts from the previous days.

I mention it in the podcast too, but you can pledge the needed dollars to fill the gap in funding and if the project fall through you will not lose the money. So it's a safe way of funding my DVD Documentary!

Please Listen to the podcast and share it with friends! Many people email the link to their friends and family and others share it on FaceBook and MySpace and 6 people have told me they burn the mp3s to disc and ship them overseas to their relatives in the Military that aren't allowed Internet access. That ROCKS! I used to be heard on Armed Forces Radio and met many of the guys coming back from Desert Storm who thanked me for reading their letters and playing cool music, so I love seeing all the stats coming from bases overseas and in the states. If you can help out in anyway make this show continue, help keep the websites going, help with funding on the documentary and support it all through buying a T-shirt, Tipping, Donating or letting others who can help, know about it all, please do so! Share the LOVE!

On Blubrry!
http://www.blubrry.com/jerrylentz/

On Gcast!
http://www.gcast.com/u/JerryLentz/main

The Feed!
http://www.jerrylentz.com/podcast/podcast.xml

On iTunes!
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=304095539

Thanks,

Jerry

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You must visit:

http://www.jerrylentz.com/
http://www.facebook.com/jerrylentz
http://www.jerrylentz.com/podcast/podcast.xml

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On Blubrry
http://www.blubrry.com/jerrylentz/

On Gcast
http://www.gcast.com/u/JerryLentz/main

The Feed
http://www.jerrylentz.com/podcast/podcast.xml

On iTune
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=304095539

Enjoy! Please share with friends who you think might dig the show and checkout the New Magic 8 Ball Tip Jar and tshirts that help support the radioshow on my webpage.

http://www.jerrylentz.com/

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...by sharing it with friends on Facebook, Twitter, Myspace and just mass emailing it all their buddies!

I've been shocked so many celebrities are into it! Movie Stars, bestselling authors, magazine writers, filmmakers and artists. I get the most wonderful email.

Many are burning all the shows onto discs and giving them as gifts! Wow!

I'm hoping something comes out of it, like more money, but I should just be happy so many people are getting it. It would be amazing to become successful financially from it, because I love doing it!

Maybe you have some ideas to help out. I'd love it if you did!

http://www.jerrylentz.com/podcast/podcast.xml

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...when I was younger, I just believed it would always be that way.

I used to make so much money! None of my friends were getting as much, well the friends selling drugs were, but none of my hard working friends. Didn't feel like I was really working all that hard to get it either. Maybe there was a little bit of guilt there? It was so unexplained how I seemed to have some magical power, but it was like as soon as I tried to investigate how I was a target for such good fortune... It began to slip away.

OMG! WHY?

Panic set it!

Anger!

So called friends left me in droves!

Then offers for more money started drying up. My network of connections faded away. I was in a fog.

This has to change! I know I'm better off now in many ways. I know more. I've experienced loss. I've grown.

Granted, the money I was making wasn't fantastic, but I will say without hesitation, I wish I was making the money I was making when I was in my early 20s, right now!

I've never owned a house. I've never owned property. I live very cheap. I'm frugal. My car is 13 years old. I have no kids. I'm not married. I'm not dating anyone. I have no health insurance.

What a prize!

Who would want me?

I know I have talent. I know I'm fairly smart. I know I'm loyal. I wish I could find a way to do all the things I know I can do. I was successful a few times, I know I can be again.

I wish I knew someone that could help me. Guide me. Recapture some of that magic I once had. Be my Cheerleader. I know people that have money, successful lives, happy families, beautiful homes, smart kids, everything, and I know I could get that too, but there seems to be a window between me and that.

I have this reoccurring dream where I see someone who looks like me and I follow him and it turns out to be me and he's living the life I should be living. A parallel universe. Somewhere in some dimension I've got it made. I've hit the jackpot. I have the beautiful and loving wife. I won the lotto. I got the brains. I have it all. I am happiness personified. My ship came in. I'm King of the World. But in this life...

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...today by me!
 
I know I haven't written much lately, but I've been busy thinking.
 
I was reading how hundreds of Samoan Roman Catholics have held overnight vigils at a building where a mysterious image has appeared of the Virgin Mary. There was a period in my life about ten years ago where I saw Mary EVERYWHERE! It was like pattern recognition with me, I saw her in everything. It was Crazy!
 
I just saw that one in seven Germans want the Berlin Wall back because they were better off when the country was divided. No screaming town-hall meetings over healthcare for them.
 
Here's something I found on the Internet:
 
...this morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.
 
At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.
 
After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the department of labor and the occupational safety and health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all it's valuables thanks to the local police department.
 
I then log on to the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right. Thought you might like it!
 
On the News, a 107 year old Malaysian woman said she is ready to marry for the 23rd time because she fears her current drug addict husband might leave her for a younger woman. Someone younger, like say the 102 year old hottie he's been eying. He may be on drugs, because of just how scary the thought of banging a 107 year old broad can be!
 
My friend Henry was telling me about his coffee table book of photos of women's vaginas, all from women of different ages. Giant Glossy Close Up Pictures, too! He said the point of the book was that the old myth of the "lady business" getting all saggy, loose and gaping with age was just that, a myth and that even to the trained eye, such as mine, you wouldn't be able to tell how old a woman was by her vajayjay. The book says they never age like the rest of the body does!
 
So he says, I could be blindfolded and you could wheel out various aged women, let's say from 18 to 100 years old... Okay, let's not be creepy here... Let's say 18 to 30 years old... And, I wouldn't be able to tell how old she was by her velvet sausage wallet. I wish I could get a government grant to do this study personally.
 
If you want more details on this and other really, truly, fantastic stories, don't forget to listen to the Podcast Radio Show and the New Episode is up right now! You can listen to it NOW! On Blubrry http://www.blubrry.com/jerrylentz/
 
On Gcast http://www.gcast.com/u/JerryLentz/main
 
On The Feed http://www.jerrylentz.com/podcast/podcast.xml
 
On iTunes http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=304095539

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There's quite a few films I will watch over and over. "Blade Runner" "Eraserhead" "Meshes of the Afternoon" and of course many others, but one film I watch over and over and feel like it's a perfect film to me is, "Velvet Goldmine" and this is one I would love to steal certain clothes from. It would be fun to find and fit into some of these awesome clothes!

 Directed by one of my favorite filmmakers, Todd Haynes and starring Ewan McGregor, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Christian Bale and Eddie Izzard.

 If you've never seen this film, you need to get your hip music friends together, light some candles, pour some wine, peel off some clothes and play this masterpiece at full volume.

 Here's 3 parts of a nice documentary on the film and the era of Glam.

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Have you ever posed nude in a photo for your lover, then they became your ex and you wondered what happened to those pics? Please share with me the story!
 
...and the pics if you can : )
 
There are so many things I want to say to you, to write for you and to you, then I think, "I'll do it tomorrow," or "when I get there," but there is no there there and tomorrow never comes.
 
If I do all the work it will take for me to get ripped abs, will my life improve, what will I get for having them?
 
I guess, I was thinking about these ads I see for ab building, but I wasn't so much thinking about health. I know people who have sixpack abs who are not healthy at all.
 
Have you ever called someone the wrong name in the worst situation, like calling your teacher "Mom," or used a past lovers name for your current lover? How did you get over that mistake?
 
A "friend" told me a funny one. He was having sex with his new lover and at the moment of climax he sighed, "Oh Laura!" but this girl wasn't Laura, but she knew Laura and she SHOUTED, "What did you call me?" and with quick thinking he said, "I said, 'Oh Lord!' because you are so amazing!"
 
I shut my cable off, canceled it, just waiting for them to actually disconnect it. Thought I'd just watch until it's static. I'm still being productive. I think I am anyway...
 
It's funny, I'll ask people if they've seen any good movies lately and they will say, "Oh no, no time!" then they'll tell me about some DVD they rented and I'll say, "Isn't that a movie?" but they don't think of DVDs as movies. They think a movie is in a theater! Then some don't watch TV, or even have a TV and they brag about it, but they watch their shows online... UGH!
 
There was a time when I went a few years without TV and it seemed I was very productive then. But I know people that watch TV all the time and are amazingly prolific!
 
My house smells like Summer now, because I hung up a new shower curtain and that smell reminds me of brand new pool toys, slip n' slides and vinyl dominatrix outfits.
 
Imagine I was making a feature film and looking for micro funding from numerous wonderful people like you and you had $20 to spare. Let's say you donated it. Bought one of my Tshirts. Left me a nice Tip in the TipJar. What kind of film from me would you really be willing to part with that small amount of... cash? I think, for everyday of the shoot, I will wear Marc Jacobs! Must put that in the budget!
 
Okay, I'm seriously considering using all the talents of my good and smart "Friends" here to help in an experiment to make a feature film using ideas we generate in a lil' game of Mad Libs! Everyone will get credit. To start, let's just fill in some blanks, shall we?
 
The name of this cool film from Jerry Lentz is, "The _____" it's a cross between "_____" and "_____" and is about a _____ that meets a _____ and they discover a ____!

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