A Newlywed Descending a Staircase!

Jessicastairs

Jessica took me to some haunted places that I hope to add to my documentary on
ghost stories! We didn't see any ghosts, but I sure saw somebody I'd like to
possess! Just look at her at the top of those old rickety stairs in that
building that was about to fall apart. Even in all that dust, death and danger
she was smiling and beautiful!

At lunch today Jessica pointed to a very old mexican man eating in the corner
booth and asked me, "You know what that sweet old man is called?"

Thinking she knew the man I said, "No."

She said, "A SeƱor Citizen!"

Isn't she the silliest?

It's my never ending quest to eradicate any possibility of cancer permutating my
beautiful body. My doctor was cool, but the nurse sticking me with a needle to
numb the various areas before slicing was to begin, said in a staccato voice,
"This may sting... you... little prick."

So I asked, "Did you just call me a 'little prick?'"

She laughed so hard she accidentally shoved the needle deep into my skull, now I
don't think or feel anything!

I was getting a bunch of precancerous moles removed at knife point. Hopefully
after all my surgeries I'll be cancer free, but I bet I'll leak like a sieve. I
gotta think positively!

A friend was telling me about Essiac to fight cancer, I drink the tea, I've also
been following the PH Kills Cancer formula and actually began liking the taste
of the drink, then Jessica asked me if I had heard of the Scorpion Cure. I said,
"Is that the one where I listen to the album, "Love at First Sting" and get
cured by, "Rock You Like a Hurricane?"

http://edition.cnn.com/2003/HEALTH/10/23/cancer.scorpion.venom/

Hey! This is seriously AMAZING! I made this video almost a year ago this July
4th and everything in it came TRUE!!! If this isn't an example of The Secret
working, I don't know what is!!! It's just so unbelievable!

I drove by a sign that said, "Get Dad the girl he won't mind sweating over, for
Father's Day!" I almost ran off the road! Later driving back by I saw that it
didn't say, "girl" but it in fact said "grill" so I'm thinking of getting some
paint and changing it to "girl," what do you think?

I post this for educational purposes only! I have friends that may find this
information valuable.

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-get-a-girl-who-is-way-out-of-your-leag...


Someone sent me some old plans and instructions from 1968 on how to build a
homemade jetpack! It looks completely doable, yet absolutely dangerous, so
therefor I must build it! Jessica said I could build a workshop laboratory in
the basement next to the movie studio we're building.

Wish me luck!

Video coming soon! Unless I die.