I write a lot so I need something comfortable to sit on too, while I dream up my stories and maybe something to inspire me, a muse of a desk, if you will.

I record my voice work, audiobook narrations, commercials, movie trailers in a very small sound booth, but having a desk that I enjoy being around for long periods and that supports my needs would be very sweet.

I shoot video for my vlog and podcasts so having a desk to sit at while recording my thoughts and commentaries while keeping abreast of the latest news would be very helpful.

I need something I could lay my head on and think about what I'm going to do next.

I would love a desk to help with all that! 

I wouldn't treat the desk horribly either. I would clean it and love it. I'd keep it so clean I bet I could see my own reflection in it. It would feel good to the touch. Nice and smooth as I rub my hands across it. 

If I happened to get too excited about something and spilled some juice on it, I would quickly rub it off the face of the desk until it was clean and shiny again. I would care for it some much, because I knew it was taking care of me as well.

If by some strange atmospheric disturbance I was thrown into an alternate dimension where this beautiful desk was a woman, and I were a desk, I would be happy to let her sit her beautiful soft round bottom on me, or if she were leaning across to grab a sheet of paper, feel the bottom of her breasts caress my face with their warm soft weight. When she relaxes, she is welcome to stretch her long sleek legs across me as she dreams up ideas, plans, and schemes that will make her happy. I can feel her finger tips tickling me as she types and I could see her beautiful face as she looks into me for her reflection when she applies her lipstick. 

I would feel satisfied that I was there for her as she is for me.

But I suppose my favorite thing is that excitement I get when she reaches into my drawers!