Jessica is so dear to me! She's the one on the left. Man, I would love to mount this wild animal! But... Gotta wait until we're married. Cause she's gonna decide what gets nailed to the wall.

What it is about me that young girls love? I get more attention from those in their teens than I did when I was their age! Maybe it's my non-threatening demeanor, my understanding, my ability to listen to their high pitched and sometimes annoying voices, my cool personality, my vast intellect, my manliness, my hypnotic voice, my father-like concern for their well being... This is my friend, Kendall all dressed up and excited to be graduating High School tonight.

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It's been like this for maybe 10 years with the young girls wanting to hang out with me and wanting to talk and stuff. Since I've announced my engagement, women in their 30s, 40s and 50s have also approached me without any prospect of complicated entanglements. I posted some stuff about how Jessica has two grown kids of her own and how I love their relation so much, that I might like to have kids of my own, so I've been offered seven times recently by college age girls to father their first baby. I wanted to be honest so I told Jessica this good news, but she, for some reason didn't think it would be a good idea for me since they weren't interested in artificial insemination.

This is so cool!!! I love the way the arc looks as it dances, the only way this could be more exciting is if those lightning bolts were emanating from the tips of Gaga's breasts and electrocuting her dancers! If you eventually see her do this onstage, know that that was my idea!

On May 19, 1962, Marilyn Monroe performed her sultry rendition of "Happy Birthday" for President Kennedy during a fund-raiser at Madison Square Garden. Since JFK's B'day and mine are on the same day, May 29th, what will you sing for me?

Nothing wrong with a drunk woman singing, sleeping with the Prez, then banging his little brother, then learning secrets that may disrupt national security, only to be forced to swallow pills and overdose on Nembutal and chloral hydrate in a scheme to discredit the Kennedy Brothers ... Wait... I can so easily get off on a tangent here. Yes, please sing to me on my B'day! Even if you have to get drunk to do so.

I'm kinda worried and scared right now, as tomorrow I have to go into the hospital. I'll tell you more later, just wish me luck! I think I will need it!