I was going to workout more so I could get some new pictures, but with the car troubles and bills, I guess it will have to wait. I wanted to surprise Jessica with a pre-wedding gift of some boudoir photos of me in various nude poses that might illicit a sexual response in her and also show her what she'll be getting come the Wedding Night. Then it will be too late for her to change her mind!

See, I guess I'm what you call old fashion and even though Jessica and I have a long history together, I haven't had sex with her, because I like to delay my pleasure. I have to admit it's been hard, but she's so understanding that she's let me have sex with other women, sometimes two or three at a time, just because she knows they mean nothing to me.

I found a Southern photographer on craigslist and drove over to his studio. I walked in and waited in the lobby, but no receptionist or anybody was there, so I read magazines and sat on the leather couch. Finally a guy walks in from the back with a broom and a dust pan, so I'm thinking he's doing some commercial photography of cleaning supplies. He asks me, "What are you here for?"

"Oh, I wanted to surprise my fiance with some nude photos of myself and was curious of the price."

He sets the broom and dust pan down and puts his hands in his pocket and says, "Well, remove your clothes to give me an idea of what you got to work with."

So I did.

"Everything?" I asked.

"Why not?"

He walks around me looking hard. I can see the artist in him thinking about how he'll use me to make these photos magic!

"What kind of price are we looking at here?" I ask.

"Hell if I know, I'm just the janitor. The studios closed this week."

I was furious!

Jessica seems to be worrying about getting everything done for the wedding and I hate to see her stress. She's such an angel, I never want her to worry! I know she's not sleeping well, too. The day is getting closer and closer! I am working on the music, but there's so much to do.

I have to admit, I too am worried, but mainly I am worried about her bachelorette party. She loves male strippers! She has a history of kissing them and posing with them in photos. She says there's not going to be a party, but that she's going to take the girls to see Johnny Depp in the new "Pirates" movie. Yet, I caught her mother admitting there was going to be one this weekend when I just came out and asked her to which she said, "Oh, I'm going!" Jessica tried over and over to convince me it was the bridal shower her mother meant, but come on... I may only be 29 years old come next month, but I'm not that naive.

An actress friend of mine messaged me, "...many women are saying they don't want strippers at their Bachelorette Parties, so their men will be happy, but are having the strippers come to the Bridal Showers instead so they won't be caught in a lie." 

Women sure are sneaky!

Read this old news story; A bachelorette party in Boston got so out of hand with male strippers, nudity and sex, the cops were called in. When it was raided, all the women there claimed they had been raped, but in court they didn't expect there'd be video from the hotel security cameras and it showed all the women going wild for it! These respectable women went wild and they got busted! 

There's a movie here, I think!

Check it out; a male stripper was on this forum and he said about 80% of the strippers are gay and he and a few he knew did a thing called, "fudge-pop" where before going out to dance for the women, they'd be backstage and a guy would shove his cock into the ass of another dancer and then they'd see how many women's mouths they could get their junk into! It was a game to them, they even bet on it. They got points on maids of honor, brides, but big money was on the mothers who paid for it all... 

Have you EVER heard such a sick thing?

The scary thing is one of my friends that works at the local strip club and is hiring the girls to come to my bachelor party, just Facebook Friended Jessica's adult daughter! I told Jessica if Marilyn shows up at my party I'm going to freak out! The thing is, it's just something she'd do to. She's very protective of her mother, but she is also like a friggin' Sherlock Holmes and after she saw me trying to disguise myself the other night with wigs to prank them, she might be looking for a way either to get back at me, or make some extra college money. I sure hope not! I wasn't even planning on going to my own bachelor party, but now I think I should go just to make sure she doesn't end up dancing there!

At lunch, I was waiting on a friend to arrive to the restaurant, so I popped on my laptop and while fiddling with the power cord a waitress came over, "Jerry, please! You can't come in here looking at porn!" 

Seems I wasn't aware to the fact that on display to the other customers behind me was a fullscreen nude photo of a friend of mine! Dang! I'm glad it wasn't "2 Girls and a Cup!" 

I just know in some alternate universe I am what men want to be and I am what women want, unfortunately I stuck in this shithole dimension.