Eadweard Muybridge used a series of cameras set on trip wires to film a running horse.
Legend has it that his goal was to win a bet over whether or not horses
had all four feet up at some point during their gait. His ingenious
solution to this wager is credited as being the birth of the motion picture industry.He later directed this classic video for U2.

 Goddamn it! Monday already? I need more painkillers just for this!

 My foot is still killing me! I
wish you could kiss it and make it all better for me. I wish you were
here to rub Vaseline all over my heinie and tell me that it's special
and different.

 In so much pain the only thing that has made me laugh, after hitting the Wild Turkey American Honey medicinal bottle, is this stupid joke:

 A blond goes over to her friend's house wearing a T.G.I.F. t-shirt.

 'Why are you wearing a 'Thank God It's Friday' t-shirt on Monday?'

 'Oh crap!' the blond says. 'I didn't realize it was a religious t-shirt. I thought it meant 'Tits Go In Front.''

 It's not that funny now after typing it. I need to elevate my foot and raise the bottle to my lips again!