Being slightly pyromantic I burned some tree branches and wood from storm damage, trash, old blankets, and many other toxic forms of ozone killers including some fireworks, but the biggest explosion was the 6 cans of aerosol spray paint that was in a box of styrofoam packing material sending sparkling shrapnel in my direction.

Feel like blowing some more shit up today! Why? Because I'm an American! And that's what we do! Eat, blow shit up and eat again! Yeah, I'm hungry, jealous?

She said her back was hurting, so I said, "You want some Doan's Pills?" And she replied, "You know why they call them Doan's? 'Cause they Doan Do SHIT!"

She was trying to tell me about some Kate Winslet film, but she couldn't remember the name. Her face was all twisted up and you could see the cogs grinding in her head as her lil' brain was steaming to push out the thought like a sausage. She asked me with a pained expression, "What was the name of that Titanic movie?"