Don't lick me, I'm blue.
Plopped in a fresh toilet bowl cleaning tablet into the tank, so now the cat has a blue tongue.
One of my favorite uncles passed away last night. Mom would go visit him and then call me by his name for a week, getting me confused with him. I think all my mom's family has now passed away. My mom and dad are both gone. It's a strange feeling. I could have been a better relative to everyone. I just get nervous around people, even ones I know and love.