Today I ordered a margarita and had a few sips out of it when I noticed some crap on the inside of the glass. I got the waitress and she said she'd take care of it. I looked back over my shoulder to the bar area to see the TV about the hostage/shootout thing in NY and what do I see? The bartender reaching into my drink with his fingers to wipe off the inside of the glass. He didn't want to mix another drink. Jesus!
 
My brother who was there with me and knowing my germ phobia turned to his wife and said, "Guess Jerry's never coming here again."
 
Having a sister makes you happier, study shows the same is not true for having a brother: http://tinyurl.com/c8pscc
 
Went to a camping superstore with my other brother and looked at all sorts of cool gear, like knives and small portable gas stoves. If I were staving in the middle of nowhere and the only thing I had to eat was myself, what parts would I start on? Cannibalism is low carb as long as it's not breaded and deep fried!
 
An immigrant killing immigrants taking citizenship classes to become Americans. What has this World come to, when immigrants who want to kill their own kind have to find them in this country?
 
It feels sometime this country will eats itself alive.