Hope I'm not making an ass out of...

Jerrybottom

...myself here, but we're testing new posting methods and having some difficulty.
 
Bending over backwards here to get it right!
 
Got a crack team of technicians butting up against the problem and we're all pooped out.
 
Assume all is well.
 
It looks like the A&E My Ghost Story Special might not be happening after all. I knew I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up and made plans! They wanted a few more interviewees on the segment and they were getting no response from anyone they contacted. Oh well.
 
It's weird too, cause I was flipping through the channels and saw The Maury Show was running my ghost video, what a strange coincidence. A woman involved with the show that does Tarot card readings asked for my date of birth and I told her no one was ever sure of the date, because various hospital birth records recorded both the 29th and 30th. She showed me the days have two completely different results the 29th would result in me being a Hermit and the 30th is the Wheel of Fortune.
 
Better start celebrating it on the 30th more often. I've had enough of the 29th of May Lifestyle! I want my fortune! Have to get my ass in gear!