How awesome do I sound on these trailers for these Amazing and Classic Films?

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Yup, That's my voice! Hot, ain't I?
 

 
Are you all Hot and bothered, yet? Have I made you all tingly?
 

 
Checkout how awesome I sound in this Book Trailer for Simon & Schuster Books! You know it would behoove you to have my voice in your Movie Trailer, AudioBook, TV Commercial, Radio Station and Ear at bedtime! It's all possible! You want Sales? I'm your baby!
 

 
Even AC/DC, Stone Temple Pilots, Puddle of Mud, and Blink 182 dig my sound! Just listen!
 
You'd think with all these cool things I'm involved with, I'd have it made, right? Backstage Passes, Groupies, Free Movie Tickets, Drugs, rolling around nude on a bed of Cash, Sex with Actresses, Models, FaceBook Friends... But my life isn't always fun.
 
I don't have you here next to me.