As you can see here, one of Jessica's friends is about to get showered with something!

Jessica's Bridal Shower was yesterday! I decided to call and disguised my voice, "Did you all request 'The Dancing Bear?'" And her sister Jill, screaming over the loud dance music and women yelling and giggling, said, "We did, but he's already here!" And in the background I heard Jessica yell, "Send more Dancing Bears!" 

The day took a turn for the worst! Make me feel better, please!

Was it be wrong for me to drive over there and see what was going on? I think I have a right to know... Right?

I didn't know what to do... I used to be so trusting! She is so very sweet and wonderful, but she LOVES men! She loves looking at them, dating them, marrying them. I'm just one guy! She says such wonderful things to me and at the time I do believe her, it's when I'm not around her, when she's out of my sight that I begin thinking horrible things.

Okay. I tried to be good. I'm stealing wifi from one of their neighbors. There must be about 70 cars and trucks parked around here. I hear rap and hip hop music. There's a lot of screaming and yelling! I'm gonna try and get closer and look over the back fence and see if I can take some pictures.

I told her I wouldn't have a Bachelor Party. Two of my friends have been working hard on one with quality strippers and specialty acts to take place in a nice suite at a local hotel, but I said I wouldn't do it. Now this changes EVERYTHING! Bring on the strippers for my own party! Whose coming with me?

As promised! I snuck over to see this so-called "Bridal Shower" and found Jessica and all her friends being entertained by "The Dancing Bear!" Just as I had feared! Disguised as a Pizza Delivery Boy, I quickly snapped the picture above, just as Jessica figured out it was me. See her glaring at me? She was so busted! So what do you think I should do?

I'm telling ya... It was a real horror show! These friends of hers got all worked up!

Happy Easter! I'm very excited as today I have dyed all my testicles in Easter Egg colors and will be hiding in the bushes! Please come and hunt for them! There just might be a big surprise waiting for you behind the black bar!