Jessica, Marilyn and Erin were out shopping and I went and bought a wig and some sandals and clothes I would never wear to disguise myself. They were in a store and I followed them around for quite a while spying on them and listening to their secrets before Marilyn started staring at me with the strangest look on her face. She began nudging Erin who also began staring. They both tried to get their mom's attention and when Jessica looks she sees the sandals and that I had shaved my goatee into a handlebar mustache and said, "That's not Jerry!"

They left the store but the girls tried and tried to get Jessica to look again, then when they drove away the girls pointed to my car in the parking lot. Jessica had to turn the car around and drive back where they caught me in my car ready to follow them to the next store. We parked and they jumped out laughing at it all.

I think it was pretty fun and awesome! I hope Jessica and the girls like having a guy around that can keep things interesting and fun and silly.

I was at Spencer's Gifts looking at passion party toys and noticed a pretty purple vibrating dildo in a package that had been returned and resealed. It had been used. I just know it. Would you even care if someone got that for you as a gift and it had been opened before you opened it, or am I just being a germaphobe?

Some Nigerian lawyer just emailed me to let me know I have a distant relative that has passed away and left me millions of dollars. This is sad news, but it really is the break I was looking for. Should I go ahead and get married, or should I spend the money on myself and a bunch of Parisian hookers?

You know, I wouldn't leave Jessica and the girls for all the money in the world!