...Glasses, I bought them online for about $15. I can't believe how great they are!
 
I looked everywhere for these frames and no doctor or eyewear place could get them for me. These are made with my prescription and for so cheap and they are AWESOME!!! I'm ordering more tonight just to have extras! I got them in a week and a half!
 
Just don't get my style, get your own style! Don't be a copycat!
 
http://zennioptical.com/cart/home.php
 
I know it's just glasses, but I'm so excited, because I used to have these kind of frames way back in Texas, I loved them, I loved the look, and never could find that style again even in LA.
 
It was like Xmas today when they came in the mail!
 
Also, in the mail was a Government check, I opened it up and it was for $450 and I didn't know what it was for... Did I get some sort of refund, some tax thing finally come through? No. I looked and it turned out it was a disability check for my crazy neighbor and the Postman put it in the wrong mailbox.
 
I thought, "I bet this is how he pays the rent. What if I just write 'Not at this Address!' and put it back in the mail?" Then he'd be way late on the rent and maybe he'd get evicted and I'd be free of all the trouble!
 
I was all ready to do it, but his crazy girlfriend came knocking at my door asking if the mail had arrived and she looked like she was desperate for a fix, so I gave the check to her.
 
Damn. Brilliant plan foiled!
 
Oh well, at least I look awesome in my new glasses!