While I do have quite a few friends that are transvestites, Jessica is never fooled by them. I however am easily fooled and several times didn't find out until I discovered the lotion being squirted on my back wasn't suntan lotion. While shopping with Jessica she found the catnip for dragqueens! They love Tranny Honey!

Went with Jessica and the girls to shop for dresses they can wear to the wedding. Jessica's sister Jill was looking for a matron of honor dress. I have to tell you, nothing is duller for me than watching a girl try on clothes. Even if it's for my benefit. Now taking them off is another thing!

I think we had scarier codenames for military operations back in the Bush days with things like "Shock and Awe!" This Libya thing is called, "Operation Odyssey Dawn" and to me it sounds like a new dishwashing liquid.

My friend, Steve said, "So now that AT&T owns T-Mobile, is the 4G girl out of work? How's she gonna afford that motorcycle and all those pink clothes?"

Dang, it's getting warm. I thought it was this laptop. I thought it even might be my body digesting that delicious sweet potato casserole. But I'm beginning to think it's the Earth's decaying orbit around the sun. "It's gettin' hot in here (so hot) So take off all your clothes."