Today I helped out a young friend who is learning to drive, where's my award? You know, I have survived a week that included cold nights sleeping in a car, irritating medical conditions, horribly offensive email messages from angry and bitter people, letters demanding money from the IRS, sarcastic jokes at my expense by friends of friends, life without my MacBook Pro, getting banned from a radio station... where's my award?

Life can be so tough, so tonight I'm gonna kickback after an awesome home cooked meal with friends, watch the Golden Globes and drink frozen daiquiris in our pajamas.