I am so alone!

Wacky Christians! When will they learn?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/belief/2011/may/19/rapture-end-of-the...

It appears that I will be living forever!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8521168/Feeling-happy-Dont-be-to...

Yesterday I unwisely drove straight into what looked like a bomb had gone off
near the nuclear power plant! See the photo above? I saw many unmarked white
vans and a black box truck with Homeland Security on it, but I never figured out
what it was and there was nothing on the news or in the paper.

I am so angry right now! I just saw a "mother" pinch her baby boy really hard
because he was fidgety in his chair and when he cried because of the pain, she
smacked his face and told him to, "...shut your stupid mouth!" This boy can't
even be 2 years old, yet! I was about to Rapture her ass to hell, but do I want
to go to prison while this ugly woman walks free? So many think people should
mind their own business, which is just what was said to me, by the way.

It's so heartbreaking to me that ugly people like this can have such beautiful
babies and treat them so bad, when I can't even have one. I just know I would be
a cool, supportive and loving daddy. It's not fare!

I hate when people say, "TMI" and "Just sayin'" and "Be that as it may" and
"Suffices to say," but what I can't hear enough is, "Oh God, Jerry! You are so
hot, please rip my wet panties off NOW!"

‎6 Days away from the Big Day and 8 Days away from the other Big Day! Now that
The Rapture was a no-show, and my colonoscopy was a colon-show, I'll have to
puff up my chest and face these 2 coming days like a man.

Jessica and the girls went to another Bachelorette Party (the Dancing Bear
again?) and to see "Pirates" Feeling insecure about my body and the fact that we
have waited to have sex until after we're married, I asked a young female friend
if she would look at my nude body to see if she thinks Jessica will be pleased
or not. I only have a few days to work out, but I sure don't want to disappoint
Jessica. Wish me luck!