I will cut you up!

Johndeere

Jessica wants me to mow the property, with all those scary critters out
there...? Well, there's only two guys to do the job and both start with a "J,"
one is John Deere and the other is Jerry Lentz! (insert Green Acres theme song
here) I just hope our Bigfoot doesn't get me!

While we are having our evidence and patience tested, Jessica and I hope that
soon the strange, odd and somewhat Fortean experiences we are having at this
beautiful home will be examined with scientific scrutiny and investigative
skill.

http://weirdnews.aol.com/2011/06/16/bigfoot-dna-evidence-face-impression-body...


See? We're not the only ones seeing Bigfoot! And these Police Officers have
video as well! So there!

http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/police-cruiser-evidence/p9uba9x

See what Yahoo News, Yahoo Buzz, BBC4, Sky News, Morning Express with Robin
Meade and Reuters are all talking about! Now see this video, as well!

http://jerrylentz.blogspot.com/2011/06/i-finally-get-to-have-my-encounter-wit...


Did the Bible predict this storm? Is this ice from a passing comet? Is this how
an alien culture will populate the Earth?

http://jerrylentz.blogspot.com/2011/06/did-this-ice-fall-from-sky-or-did-it_1...


These last few days have been rough on me. I'm having weird feelings coming up.
Maybe it's the new medication I'm on, but probably just me. Now that I'm finally
living with the girl I've loved for over 25 years, now that I'm living in the
house of my dreams, living in the beautiful country my mother grew up in… I fear
I will somehow lose it all. Jessica brilliantly diagnosed me by saying that I've
been living so long being unhappy when something good comes along, I have
trouble believing it, trusting it, or I'm just so used to being unhappy I find
all this happiness strange and unfamiliar.

I know one thing; I would die without her! She has saved my life! I can't lose
her! But I'm afraid my worrying and depression might soon wear on her and she
will grow tired of me and leave. I caught myself praying, which for an atheist
like me was shocking and silly, but I asked God to help me not screw this up.

Sleep has been difficult, but in the brief moments between the storms outside
and the storms inside my head, I feel asleep and dreamed I was running through
the trees behind this house and when I reached the bubbling brook I bent down to
scoop up some water in my hand to drink and when I did I caught my reflection
and I saw that I was Bigfoot.

I get so excited when Jessica walks toward me! I dunno why? I just do and always
have. Sometimes I walk away from her just so I can see her come my way! I love
being at the bottom looking up at her, but then I love being on top watching her
below me. She's so cool! When I look at her and see her beauty, I feel ugly, I
feel like a beast, I feel like Bigfoot and she's my princess.

http://jerrylentz.posterous.com/a-newlywed-descending-a-staircase

Thanks so much for putting up with me,
Jerry

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