Maybe muscle relaxers? Would they work?

One time this flight attendant I used to know was working in the back of a plane when she looked up into first class and saw a man's bare feet sticking straight up in the air. Thinking this might disturb the other passengers she went to tell him to put them down. When she made her way there she discovered that it was Sting and he was doing yoga right there in his seat and his knees were against his feet and his legs were straight.

I wish I could do those moves! I saw that George Clooney film, "The American" and he shows that he's also that flexible in the film. It's funny that the film is called, "The American" because so many of my friends in other countries think we are all fat and lazy and look like people on this website:

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/

On my Facebook page the other day, I posted this video of Heather Morton doing this awesome pigeon pose and then last night my friend Erin want to show me she could do the same thing. I posted her photo above to show you she can do it, but also to show you we have matching comic book pajamas!

As you know, I've been working on doing this posture and I almost did it, but just as I made it to this pose, some lil' kid in the park took his Wiffle Bat and hit me as hard as he could in the balls!