My phone died, so it's recharging. Just like me!

I guess after getting it wet the battery just doesn't want to hold a charge. After getting shit-face drunk, I can't hold a charge either!

I got the Poops Real Bad today! Holy Mack-er-al! I got to stop drinking! I need to eat some pancakes or something to soak up the acid and booze in my stomach! I have a weird craving for Sweet Gherkin Pickles! Hope I'm not pregnant!

I also found where all the bugs in my place moved to during the winter! Into my moving boxes! Yikes, that was scary opening up and seeing Bug City in my stuff! Silverfish are GROSS! And taste awful, but they don't have that fishy smell...

Yeah, that drinking last night was fun! I woke up really early to headaches and the bad bad poops! But I feel like I've lost weight, so that's good!

Steve sent this, Some places to visit while I'm out of work....

Dude? I'm so moving there!!!

No Snickering: That Road Sign Means Something Else
http://tinyurl.com/c6n357

I need someone to watch over me that's for sure! I know I was acting drunk last night... because I was drunk! I got drunk with my friend Cindy and her husband, Henry and a friend named Jose.

I'm thinking I may have done something embarrassing last night while I was drunk and worry photographic evidence may be available.

Bad influences!

I'm paying for it now, even tho' I didn't pay for a single drink. How am I doing you may ask?

Okay... I've actually had a few job offers out of the blue, so it's nice to feel wanted, even tho' these jobs are in places I'm not all that sure about wanting to live. We'll see. I kinda had my mind set on going back to LA and going back to school, but I might have to put that off if big money, or any money is involved. It'll help pay for school if I can live cheaply and save.

I'll be talking with these possible employers more in the next week, but maybe I could really save up some money in the time between the hiring and the firing cause these jobs are all so temporary it seems.

Today, it's laundry, garbage hauling, more unloading at Goodwill, I need to mail off some things tomorrow, taxes, oh and the weirdest thing happened...

I was looking at my inversion table (which I love so much) thinking, Okay, I'm gonna get rid of this... Then I turned on the tv to play some music while I vacuumed and the first thing I saw was a guy demonstrating another model of the table on QVC or something like that and he goes, "I love my inversion table and can't live without it" that was so weird and random!

My brother and I went to San Francisco Oven, to eat and it was really good. The pizza was great! And there is not a single girl working there that isn't cute or even hot. We had a great talk about EVERYTHING! I love hanging out with him!

I went to see a Dentist! I had X-Rays, teeth cleaning and met the whole staff. Everyone is related! The Hygienist, she goes, "I'll be right back and bring in Dr. Ray." Then he shows up and I said, "Wait, you guys are related, right? So why didn't you just say, I'm going to go get Daddy?" They all laughed! "How professional would that sound?" he said. They were great!

This may be gross, like that stops me from telling you, but I bet I haven't been to the Dentist in 6 Years!!! But guess what?

Perfect teeth, no cavities!!!

I'm trying to get all my tires aligned and dents removed before my health insurance runs out at the end of the month. I see a Doctor Tomorrow! An Optometrist on Wednesday! And I get an oil change Thursday!

I'll be all Shiny and brand spanking New!