...today by me!
 
I know I haven't written much lately, but I've been busy thinking.
 
I was reading how hundreds of Samoan Roman Catholics have held overnight vigils at a building where a mysterious image has appeared of the Virgin Mary. There was a period in my life about ten years ago where I saw Mary EVERYWHERE! It was like pattern recognition with me, I saw her in everything. It was Crazy!
 
I just saw that one in seven Germans want the Berlin Wall back because they were better off when the country was divided. No screaming town-hall meetings over healthcare for them.
 
Here's something I found on the Internet:
 
...this morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.
 
At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.
 
After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the department of labor and the occupational safety and health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all it's valuables thanks to the local police department.
 
I then log on to the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic.com and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right. Thought you might like it!
 
On the News, a 107 year old Malaysian woman said she is ready to marry for the 23rd time because she fears her current drug addict husband might leave her for a younger woman. Someone younger, like say the 102 year old hottie he's been eying. He may be on drugs, because of just how scary the thought of banging a 107 year old broad can be!
 
My friend Henry was telling me about his coffee table book of photos of women's vaginas, all from women of different ages. Giant Glossy Close Up Pictures, too! He said the point of the book was that the old myth of the "lady business" getting all saggy, loose and gaping with age was just that, a myth and that even to the trained eye, such as mine, you wouldn't be able to tell how old a woman was by her vajayjay. The book says they never age like the rest of the body does!
 
So he says, I could be blindfolded and you could wheel out various aged women, let's say from 18 to 100 years old... Okay, let's not be creepy here... Let's say 18 to 30 years old... And, I wouldn't be able to tell how old she was by her velvet sausage wallet. I wish I could get a government grant to do this study personally.
 
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