Thought I'd share with you some recent search strings that have brought people to my website.

http://www.jerrylentz.blogspot.com/ Here goes; Darla Hood Nude, Jayne Mansfield's Boobs, Dancing Bear, Miranda Kerr Nude, Demi Lovato Nude, and believe it or not... Jerry Lentz Pornstar! Boy, these people must be so disappointed when they get there!

A very sweet friend read that another friend gave me the "P90X" workout videos and felt compelled to give me a gift as well, so I got "Eurotika," a tv show about European sexploitation and giallo movies. So I know of at least one bicep that will get a workout.

I'm really upset today because while getting frisky with me last night she leaned over me and I screamed, "OUCH! You're on my hair!" Shocked she yelled, "What hair?" Then she began laughing uncontrollably when it was pointed out that it was my back hair! My mother always told me when I was young, "Jerry, if you start shaving your back hair it'll only grow back thicker!"

I could use some money, so please get me some voice over gigs, or something. The money will of course go to charity! This particular charity is one that should be close to everyone's heart and if not, they should quickly hurry up and join the, "Help Get a Riding Lawnmower for Jerry Lentz Because His Wife Wants Him to Mow All Five Acres and He's Worn Out Just Thinking About It Fund!"

Anyone have any idea where I can get a good/cheap/free riding lawnmower? There is five acres that need it and the scissors and kneepad approach is getting real old.

I also want an Orbital Palm Sander for those lonely decaying orbit nights when one might need to take the edge off.

Have you ever purchased a sex toy from a "passion party" or been to a party put on by a friend where women can look at look at the products and discuss how they can enjoy them? What did you buy?

OMG!!! This is the best commercial! What a sweet man for doing all he can to please his woman!

I'm sure you are aware of the recent UFO activity around the area where I'm living. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ROKAiogjQuM/Thy9-TLsqeI/AAAAAAAAAao/54ndmIR02zU/s16...

So in an effort to see if any aircraft look like what we're seeing, I watched this video.