Happy Cinco de Mayo!!! Now buy me a drink! I was trying to buy one but I got little to no money, so I bought a lime, a handful of salt and Scope Mouthwash and had my cheap substitute! Yuck!

I was groggy this morning from the drugs I took last night and as I was slipping my underwear on I felt something amiss. "Oh great! The elastic is gone in my manties!" I hopped around on one foot until I made it to the edge of the bed where I pried one eye open enough to see that I had been trying to step into a t-shirt instead of underwear. Please spank me now!

Lot's of things happened on this date!

On this date in 1945, a Japanese balloon bomb exploded on Gearhart Mountain in Oregon, killing the pregnant wife of a minister and five children. Do you remember where you were when this event took place?

May 5, 2000 saw a planetary alignment, with Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn positioned in a line with the Sun. Though some predicted this event would herald the end of the world, many believe that it did in fact destroy the Earth and that we all are living in a mass hallucination of denial and are all ghosts walking in a dream on a dead planet. How will you celebrate this day?

Thursday is always pressure for me to think of something to do on the weekend. I have no idea what to do other take a road-trip to a comic book store for Free Comic Book Day. Maybe I should think about it over as I cry into my Cinco de Mayo margarita.

I felt this song years ago, even before it was written. I cried when I first heard it, because I knew this happened with me. Has it happened to you, too? Just for a few moments watch this performance! Amazing! Isn't she incredible?

It is sad to be mushy on a public forum like this, as I have these last few posts, professing my love out loud as many do, screaming out names from the online rooftops and then they breakup or get a divorce... I see that quite a bit nowadays, but really it's those happy, silly, mushy, baby talk moments that keep us all going, I think. We all want to get it right, I hope. Even the artist that must find those powerful emotions in life to create a painting or write a book or sing a song, they find themselves holding those feelings tightly to really experience them and share them with others hoping that they will respond. At least that's what some of the good ones have told me.

If I were to recreate myself, or reinvent myself career-wise, knowing me as well as you do and knowing my many awesome talents and killer skillsets; What do you imagine would be profitable and emotionally satisfying for me to do in this economy?

Jessica said, "I know you can do anything you set your mind to, but I imagine you writing. Every time I read something you write it pulls me right in."

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=how-the-illusion-of-being-ob...

I must be the best person I can be because I feel I'm constantly being observed. Not by the government, or ghosts, or aliens... But by the nano robots that live in my belly button and the tiny civilization that sprawl along the strands my eyelashes and whisper to me at night and give me the dreams I have through their broadcasts to my brain. You know I rock! Just admit it!

The kid that played my son in the play, "Greetings" and his two friends came over to see me a few minutes ago. I was cracking them up with silly stories and the one friend of his I'd never met before said, "Man, you are hilarious! You're the funniest guy I've ever met!" It's so cool when I kill with the college crowds! I love it when I connect with the intelligentsia and they get it! I only did one fart joke, too!