OMG! I've been reading about "Personality Traits of Women" to see what kinda woman would ever love me and what kinda woman would be best for me... 

I'm FUCKED!!!

If I were the last man on Earth, what do you imagine we're doing?

I want to make a good meal for myself right now, but I don't have any food in the house and I do not want to go out to go shopping.

How often have you thought about something in the fridge you were saving for yourself and you waited until that last moment to fix it, to eat it all your sweet self and then discovered it gone? What?!!!

When you live by yourself as I do, it's always about forgetting you ate it already, or it going bad.

Have you ever had a guest over to your house, after a while they ask to use the bathroom, they go in, then it hits you that earlier not everything got flushed away, so you were waiting for the tank to refill to flush it again, but the phone rang, or something distracted you and now they get the joy of seeing your poopy?

Reminds me of that old Jerry Seinfeld thing about the total stranger coming to his door wanting to know if he could use the bathroom, Jerry says, "No" and the guy goes, "But I have diarrhea?!"

What's the worst thing you've ever found in something you were eating?

I was with a friend that bit into his burger and pulled out a band-aid. Yikes!

What moment in your past would you most like to forget?

Which is the decision you regret the most and how would you do it differently today?

Have you ever written sweet love letters, romantic notes, mailed postcards, sent gifts... to a spouse or loved one to show them your affection only to not get anything like that in return? What did you do then?

Do you keep going because it's about giving, or do you just realize maybe their not the one for you after all?

Have you ever written a sexy email and then accidentally sent it to the wrong person? 

I just heard a friend saying he wrote a really nasty email to a woman saying how hot she was the night before when she was doing all sorts of naughty things to each other and because of autofill on his email program, he sent the email to the woman's daughter! OMG! That's a nightmare!

I am awaiting a reply asking about the daughter's response. No word, yet. I wonder what the daughter will say, she's 19, by the way.

While shopping, have you ever walked up to your lover or spouse, held their hand, or put your arm around them only to discover it was someone else?

Have you ever had a job and then realized it was not for you, you made a mistake taking the job, now you don't know how to quit?

In the last three months, more people quit their jobs than were laid off by employers. People are just fed up! If you could make the money doing what you wanted to do and what you loved, what would be your fantastic career?

Ever find yourself working at a job where ever coworker was toxic, angry, dangerous and you needed to find a way out?

Who is the person that makes you the angriest?

Did you know that when people hurt your feelings, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to raise your arm up, squeeze your trigger finger, blow the back of their heads out and paint the wall behind them with their brains?

Imagine your lover is whispering in your ear right now. What is the phrase, sentence, message... when it is whispered to you, you become aroused and your panties begin to fall?

What could I do that would make you love me more?

Have you ever had a dream about me? If so, what was it about?

Who is the absolute coolest person you've ever known?

Who is someone you lusted over when you were younger?

Do you still fantasize about a past lover? Do you still have feelings for someone from your past? Have you ever run into that person? Did you let them know you still feel for them?

Have you ever been deeply in love with someone, felt they were the one for you, yet whenever you talk with them all you feel is hurt, sadness, regret and pain after the conversation?

I expect answers to all these! There will be a test! There will always be a test! Email me your answers now!