In an effort to get in shape after my massive weight loss...
...I just assembled my new Iron Gym chin up bar for the doorway between the living room and the East wing library, the one near the sauna, anyway... I set it up, tried furiously to complete one pull up, heard all my vertebrae separate, then figured it was still a good purchase because I can hang my shirts on it to dry. Took a handful of painkillers and I'm going to be bed now.