My friend, Kimberly just gave me the new issue of Marie Claire and pointed out the awesome article about, "Anal Sex is the New Oral Sex" and how more and more women are initiating the act. I love that a girl thought I should know this! I think she thinks that knowledge would be a great wedding gift! But I've been down that hole before and after all the girls I've been with, I finally seemed to have bumped into the one that doesn't want to open up to me, even though every man she's been with has drilled that well. She likes to tell me it's because I'm so well endowed, but I think it's a ploy of hers and I've called her on it. She said, "I wouldn't shit you! Would you want something like that shoved up your rear-end?"

I told her about a past relationship with a girl who was very experimental and had questions about her sexuality and because I was kind and supportive, talked me into letting her wear a strap-on and give it to me one night. After about an hour of trying to relax and squeeze it in, she began to really get into it and started banging me faster and faster, working up a sweat, she began slapping my ass and screaming, "How do you like that, bitch? You want some of this? You stupid whore, you take it and you like it or you'll get what's coming!"

I thought she was going to kill me! She started crying and had some serious emotional breakdown. I pried myself off and crawled around to comfort her, but she was unconsolable, so I crawl to the tub to soak for the next few hours.

Look, I'm just giving out info. I am a giver! I think in this case as well, it's better to give than receive.

My friend Sarp Yelkencioglu, lives in Turkey and he said, "You sure it's new? It's an old Marie Claire story from 2010..." 

http:/www.marieclaire.com/sex-love/dating-blog/rise-in-anal-sex-statistics 

"Still "interesting", though," he said.

Sarp, does anal ever get old? 

I guess the magazine is repurposing its content, because a variation of it is in the new issue with an awesome accompanying photo. Almost everyone I know loves anal and they seem to want it a lot. "I hate to be all anal about it, but until I straighten it out to the way I like it, I'm going to keep poking at it till you come around to my way of thinking! I'm not asking you to bend over backwards to please me, just asking you to bend over and take it!"

Today I just got a FREE Lunch! I feel like having vaseline rubbed on my hiney and being called, "Special" today! Yay! Jessica just called and said she's buying me dinner, too! Turns out today was a day to give to Jerry! I love getting! 

Some things, anyway.