I mean, that's what I heard and have seen in numerous videos.
 
Being single, yet completely capable of impregnating a healthy, beautiful and wealthy young sexy lady, I find myself in fear that I will soon be too old to have a quality life parenting a child. I don't want to break a hip while pushing my baby in a swing, or throw my back out tossing my baby into the air, or drive my teen child to school and have her friends go, "Is that your great grand dad?
 
In my endeavor to avoid this, while waiting for you to realize I'm the One for you, I've been saving my semen in ice trays and storing them in the freezer next to the Klondike Bars. I can fill one little ice cube space with one good squirting, so I was able to completely fill up 4 separate Blue plastic ice trays with my future children in one week. Using a Black Sharpie Pen I decided to go ahead and name each ice cube/child on the side of the tray. Sometimes I find myself popping open the freezer to talk to my babies and telling them stories while I get the ingredients for a ham sandwich. I believe they will remember this loving contact later in life and because of it will become a healthy loving human being. I hope they don't get freezer burn. Power goes out now and again, but the sperm-pops never completely melt. I think they will be okay, as long as you don't come over and fix yourself a tall glass of Sweet Iced Tea.
 
If you want to be my babies' Mommy and don't mind the cold, please listen to the podcast and then contact me!