I snore. I admit it. Can't hide from it. Not ashamed. Live alone. Don't care. My neighbors hear it, but they can go fuck themselves. And they do. I hear it. Our walls are thin.
 
I have friends that have spent Thousands of Dollars getting laser surgery, having that fleshy bobbing thing that hangs in the back of your mouth cut out, and still they snore. Money wasted. They get those continuous positive airway pressure (CPAP) machines. They even get ear plugs for their bed partners so they can't hear the noise the CPAP makes.
 
I guess I'm pretty active in bed. I mean when I'm asleep! But thank you anyway. I wake up sometimes with my t-shirt or the sheet twisted up and wrapped around my throat, if I had one of those CPAP things with hoses and cords who knows how long I'd live.
 
I keep seeing these ads with this thing that wraps around your head, straps your jaw shut and supposedly keeps you from snoring, but this little thing sells for over $60, I think. Looks like you could slip a pantie over your head and it would still work. How many people have slept through the alarm clock, jump up to race to work and forgot to take off this anti-snore device?