...throwing stuff. The fight moved from inside the apartment to the outside. Fists, kicks, pots and pans, rolling pins, clothes and meth lab equipment all became weapons.

I hope it's over for them!

I wish they'd move!

I've said this before, they seriously are both mental, retarded, toothless, but I'm not sad for them anymore. I always have to sneak out to my car to leave, or he stops me to read his mail for him, or he has a question to ask me, like "Why do we drive on the right side of the roads when in foreign lands they drive on the wrong side?" if I knew that, I'd rule the world. Whatever lie it was I made up to tell him, it was wrong, but kept his mind working long enough for me to break free and race to my car before he could ask me to drive him to the plasma donation center.

They are scary people. I know they sound harmless, people without teeth seem that way only because they can't bite you, but they can shoot you or stab you if they get close and they both have personal space issues. They gotta get right up to you as if they are nearsighted.

Once, I opened my door to carry out trash and I left the door unlocked as I ran into the kitchen to grab the trash bag and he walked right on in like it was a public library. Which I doubt he's ever been, cause he can't read.

I would never buy meth from him, because if he can't read the ingredient on the label, who knows what you'll be smoking? But maybe he's like those old time chefs that do a pinch of this and a handful of that and he's some idiot savant of methmaking. I don't even think he sells it, just uses it for himself.

Yeah, I could get blown up living here!

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There are some really creative fans of the podcast! They send me pics, drawings, nudes and designs of things, I should open it up to see if any folks want to design me some Podcast Tees? My friends are the most creative people in the whole world! If they did that... That would be so cool and helpful for my departure from what will surely end in my death.