They are so great to me! They follow my adventures. They sent me sweet messages. The leave loving comments. The visit my various blogs. The join my podcast group. They give me ideas. Send me links to things they think I'd like. They tell me dirty jokes. Send me nude pictures of themselves. Recommend cool books to me. Sometimes they mail me gifts. They tell their friends to add me. They make me happy and keep me going!

Now, it may be in the upper 80's, I'm in the shade. I'm in my car. I'm getting wifi from a B&N Booksellers in Alabama. They're not open yet. I'm sure I look suspicious as this is the only car in the parking lot. I made the mistake of taking some vitamins without having breakfast and I'm nauseous. I may spew in a moment. I feel really sick. If you were here, maybe you could hold my hair for me while I throw up.

I got too hot yesterday! I was out in the sun. My brain got fried. I hate to sweat, unless it's during sex. But to sweat for no good reason, is a waste! It was so hot I waterboarded myself! I dug around the bottom of my pockets for enough to get a drink. I just wanted water, but it was more expensive that tea. Man, people in the South sure have to have their iced tea sweet! Sweet iced tea is everywhere!

Got hit on yesterday! Got chatted up. Got flirted with and then straight up asked out. I was even asked if I wanted to go into the bathroom and have sex. I was flattered. It was sweet. I was cool with it. Then I had to explain I wasn't gay. There sure are a lot of gays in the South. BTW, I'm not being a prude here, but there is no way I'm having sex in a public bathroom! I'll do anal, but not in a public bathroom with a dude, I'm not homophobic, but I am germophobic!

My friends were talking to me about the dog jumping up in the bed and licking my head and it was pointed out to me that the day before yesterday I had that photo on my blog of my friend, Jessica licking my head and then later that same night that dog licked my head... Strange. My head must be as good as a Tootsie Pop! My brain must be the chocolate-flavored chewy Tootsie Roll center! How many licks does it take to get to my soft chewy brain? Lick it and see!