...skin we once had fades and peels away like dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind.
 
Standing nude in front of my mirror above the sink trying to dye my graying goatee, I caught a glance at my body, though still hot, I noticed some loose sagging skin, flabby belly, an inordinate amount of hair growth, but if it wasn't for my fabulously long and youthfully beautiful penis, I'd feel I had nothing good to offer you at this age.
 
As I looked into my eyes I wondered if I should stop trying to find a girlfriend in America, or Canada, or Russian, or Thailand and start thinking about the possibility of fooling a beautiful blind girl into loving me. She might not be as disgusted. I could hold my breath and not make any noise as she undresses for the shower. She'll never know I'm there! I wouldn't have to dress up when I take her to a concert, or movie.
 
Who am I kidding? Is a beautiful blind girl going to love me for my personality? Don't answer! I've had a few rough days. I'm just thinking, don't mind me.
 
I'm about to change things! Do something different! Gonna get a new lease on Life! Gonna learn some new skills! Meet some new people! Change my routine! And I also may go back to spinning records/CDs in a Club like I used to do. I just had an offer! I had fun doing that back in the day, losing myself to the music, the beat, pleasing myself with a mix, and making cash! Don't forget the New Podcast is up! And more importantly, don't forget to tip and buy some t-shirts for Back To School! The Cool Kids love it!
 
On Today's Radio Show; $90 pizza, Tokyo Ear-Cleaning Salon Killing, Chinese Spacemen, Modest Mouse, Heath Ledger, Roger Daltrey, Playboy, Kurt Cobain, Robot Suit, Alien Sightings, Teenager Decapitated, Lizzie Borden, The Lovely Bones and more awesomeness! On Blubrry: http://www.blubrry.com/jerrylentz/
 
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