My Parisian friend Laurent sent me audio of Woody Allen speaking French cause Laurent knows I like him and that I'm learning French, so he can take me around Paris and I won't embarrass him to all his friends. He says Woody's French is horrible. It may be true, but he is still loved there no matter how he mangles their language. Laurent is my Professor Higgins from the play "My Fair Lady" he will make sure I fit in with the classy Parisians.

 I'm learning French from Michel Thomas just like Woody, but Laurent says I should learn from who ever taught Jodie Foster because her French is magnifique! But I think she learned French at Yale, so my chances of getting her teacher is pretty slim.

 This is how I imagine Paris, but you know, without all the Hitler stuff.

 http://tinyurl.com/dfzwow

 I like to think Laurent will try telling me a new joke and he will introduce me to Louise Brooks and we'll take a taxi to the Fair just like in the film "Pris de Beaute."