She was telling me how sometimes the hospital gives alcoholics a thing called a "Banana Bag" which I later learned is a yellow IV fluid with vitamins, thiamine, and dextrose, but I thought she meant, "Banana Hammock" so our conversation took a strange and dramatic turn.

I told her, "I'm taking off.." She interrupted me, panicked, "What? How can you leave me? Where are you going?" "Nowhere," I said, "I'm taking off my pants! Now, bend over!"

I had been watching an awesome documentary about "Blackadder" while eating chips and salsa. I was engaged by a very funny story Rowan Atkinson was telling, became choked on a chip and when I reached for my thirst-quenching iced tea, took a giant swig and discovered I had a mouthful of Sweat Heat Salsa! I had picked up the jar of salsa instead of my iced tea! Then the comedy ensued!

If anyone wants to see it, the documentary that is, it's here: http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/blackadder-rides-again/