OMG! My Wedding is just 10 Days away!!! What am I gonna do? I'm a lil' scared! What if I'm not right for her? What if she grows tired of me? What if later she decides she wants someone else? What if I look stupid in my suit? What if she stops loving me? I think I need a couple of margaritas and maybe a mandarin cosmopolitan, or two... And some drugs! I'm a wreck!

Yesterday was a long ass day. I'm gonna drug up today and think of how I want to spend the rest of my life. I imagine I'd like to try and live it where if I was somewhere and it became boring, I'd be able to get up and leave. If there was a disaster approaching, I could leave the scene. If someone was upsetting me, I could get up and walk away. All that freedom to leave and warm brownies, too.

I have a friend that loves those "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies so much her and her husband used to dress up like pirates and watch these porno films. They even conceived a child from this experience and named her after a pirate. They also had parrots. He even bought the family a pontoon boat and named it "Wicked Wench" but at one halloween party night it sank in a lake.

This is a really great documentary about a son that very much loves his mother, but he's a skeptic about her work as a leading UFO and alien abduction authority. She sets out to prove to him that aliens are here and have always been here. This is really good stuff about relationships. I think you will enjoy it.

I used to think about how "Jerry" is a terrible name for a vampire!

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/dreamworks/frightnight/