Being next to this really makes me feel my pee-pee isn't that spectacular after all.

Next I'm taking Jessica to Mammoth Cave to see how she feels!

Went for a long ass road trip with Jessica today and if I have to be behind another car with some vinyl decal death dedication in its back window or some self congratulatory stick-on ribbon for "fill in the blank" or the proud parent of an accelerated reader bumper-sticker, I'm gonna pull her panties down and spank her ass until it's red! That'll show them!