Just got back from the Doctor! My condition has grown worse! No insurance and no free clinic. However, thanks to a very sweet friend I was able to see a doctor who upon having me remove my undies and examine my "boy business" said, "I have to ask you this; Have you had anal sex?" I answered proudly then said, " Oh wait...... You mean with a man, right?" Cause he's not asking me about cornholing a woman is he?
Whatever happened to "Don't ask and don't tell?" Well, I guess when you're playing Doctor...Wait a minute! Who put the Black and Decker Power Sander in the shower where my AXE Detailer used to be???You have to admit the AXE Detailer rocks!
Sometimes I feel trapped in my life, but I'm so glad I'm not a trapped miner! I just know if I was one of those miners, I'd somehow be the last one out, but by then I would have stuffed myself with the emergency food they sent down and then I'd be too fat to get pulled up the shaft.
Have gone without sleep for 2 days now. Miserable. But I had a great night of food and cake at a friend's sister's B'Day Party! I even had the Hashbrown Casserole at Cracker Barrel... Jesus, that shit was awesome!Hashbrown for my rash 'round!
The painkillers are taking affect! I am supposed to be resting and immobile as the lotion and drugs do their magic, but sleeping seems like such a waste of good drugs and lotion!
