I was nearly arrested yesterday when I was using the Library computer to check an email from a friend that contained a pdf about "How to add 3 inches to your Penis in 4 Weeks through Ancient Chinese Massage Methods" and I forgot where I was, but I only had my pants down for a minute. Close call, though!

Today really feels like a Sunday! I wish I had some friends to play hide and go seek with, or pull out all the 45s and play records, or watch monster movies, have grilled cheese sammiches and tomato soup, eat freshly baked chocolate chip cookies with milk, or help build a time machine... Something. Anything. I'm so bored here!

The cats keep following, jumping up on my lap and nibbling on me. It must be all the Omega 3 Fish Oil I've been taking!

I don't want to wake up! In fact, I'm not awake as I type this. I believe I have left my body and it is still in the bed where it is warm. I am typing this by possessing the body of a young Starbucks customer who thought they were playing Farmville. I must leave their body soon, but wonders what things could I have them do before I go?

Maybe I could have them call the radio station at 334-712-9233 and ask, "When is Jerry Lentz going to be back on the radio with Jerome?" Just to see what they'd say.

Note to Self; When sending an angry email with expletives to some asshole, don't do it from a public computer that has Net Nanny installed on it because the #### won't understand #### because the ####### software censors your stuff! Even my blog the other day was censored because I posted from a computer that had that crap on it. My brain needs a Net Nanny to make sure all my thoughts are pure and positive!