She smells really good when you squeeze her!

Gwen-stefani

My friend was wearing Gwen Stefani G perfume but kept smelling an unpleasant aroma. She was asking me if I smelled dirt, or an open grave, but I love the perfume. Turned out she was smelling Bobbi Brown tinted moisturizer on her upper lip. Mystery solved! Ever have a favorite perfume or cologne you suddenly dislike?

Jay Leno's ratings dip below Conan O'Brien's... Why does he still have a show? I want a TV show and may be getting closer to having one!

Was watching, "Firefly" again. Damn, that was a great show!

I admit it, I love Martha Stewart! She rocks! This is from her Halloween issue where she shows just how cool she is by honoring one of my favorite films, "Queen of Blood" by dressing up as Florence Marley who played Velena.

"Face to face and back to back. You see and feel my sex attack!" We had such great lyrics in the 80s!

They sure knew how to make great movies back in the day and dig that voice over!

‎"...in addition to the film, there will be a brief lecture on how to use our bodies."

I'm hot! What can I do about it? I don't have swim trunks, because I can't swim, but I'm thinking of going skinny dipping to cool down. I don't want too many people around to see me and I think I found a spot perfect for getting wet. What are the laws regarding this?