...I saw a Nurse Practitioner and now I'm in debt! Boy, I'm glad this is America instead of some savage Socialist Country! The Hospital lobby had a TV that was playing Fox News and several of the patients I waited with as our germs and viruses commingled and procreated were headed over to protest at a local Town Hall Meeting. I doubt the silly, Republican blowhards and ditto-head mouth-breathers were wearing surgical masks to protect themselves from the H1N1 (Swine Flu) that these protesters were going to be spreading.

 Now I'm eating Oseltamivir like they were Jellybeans!