Sometimes when I talk, trying to be cute, I'll put the word, "lil'" meaning "little" in front of it, like if I said, "What a cute lil' baby," or, "you sweet lil' thing," or, "you need a lil' lovin'?" But I hit a snag last night when I inserted it before the wrong sentence during love making when I proclaimed she had, "...such pretty lil' titties!" The feeling is just now returning to my jaw.

I guess I'm just glad she didn't scream, "How'd you like it if I said you had a lil' penis?" Because her indoor voice, when she said it, was loud enough.

Meeting my distant relatives, Jessica was really taken with my 2nd cousin on my mommy's side, everyone calls him, Jerry Bob. We are close in age and like me, he was also named after Gerald Ford. He is very sweet and the girls just love to play checkers with him. The doctors say he has a lil' brain, but he uses what he's got. He asked Jessica, "Does you like cream corn? Me, too!" He didn't even give her a chance to answer.

He only drinks Dad's Root-Beer, even when he takes his medication. He's harmless.