Took some drugs and slept all day. Dreamed about a redhead seducing me in the most sexy way! It was awesome! Now I'm gonna eat and then take a nap. Gotta pick the dream back up where I left off. Life is good.

I'm really starving, but the only thing I see is a Waffle House and I've never in my life eaten at one. These last few months contain so many "Firsts" in my life. I'm changing in so many ways I'm unrecognizable to myself.

I have a friend that I'm staying with who has an old blind dog, but I'm starting to believe the dog is faking it for sympathy. I tried sleeping on another friend's leather couch, my skin stuck to it and their 100 year old dog sat there next to me licking her butthole all night long making disgusting noises.

She's sweet an all, but... You know how old ladies can be sometimes when they can't clean themselves. She's arthritic and they are afraid to bathe her because her bones are so brittle. I had to spray her down with some AXE bodyspray without anyone knowing just so I could breathe.

Watched a friend's home movies of babies and ex-husbands, it was great, so I thought to myself, "Why is it so hard for me to watch videos of all my ex-girlfriends? What's the big deal? It's just my past, right?" 

So I dug through and started watching all these old videos of mine. I think all this time my trouble has been that my ex-lovers looked so beautiful and I looked like shit.

I don't want to fall into the same groove that I did with the others. You know, using the same term of endearment, singing the same songs, driving down the same streets, eating the same foods, making love in the same way... I'm reinventing myself!

Don't know what qualities these ladies found appealing about me, what attracts beautiful girls to me or what qualities I have that attractive women want? Maybe some attractive women will email me and offer to list a few that I have, so I'll know and can exploit those elements more often.

Thought I'd get a quick podcast up. A lot has been happening. Hopefully spending the night in a haunted hotel this weekend. Maybe I'll have another podcast then.

Here's the latest Jerry Lentz Podcast! Not the normal show, this is a great radio interview about my Biography Channel appearance and my ghost documentary with Pollard, K.C. & The King In The Morning on Kickin' Country 93.7 It was very very scary! And funny!