The Weight I'm shedding falls off my body everywhere but...

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...where I want it!

Losing weight has been fairly easy for me. I'm shrinking all over. Even my big fat head is getting smaller. However, my belly still pooches out! Damn it!

I look malnurished. Bloated belly. Bruises on my arm. Just add some Fake Bake Bronzing Cream and some flies around my face and I got my own sweet charity! 

Speaking of Giving; I've had some recent contributions to the documentary funds and I thank all of those cool and sweet enough to want to help me make this film!

Maybe you can help, too? Even just a $1 would be so appreciated and I know you'd feel great doing it! 

With the media attention I've been receiving from the BioChannel all the way to the BBC and others in between, funding this would surely be betting on a Winner!