I still get people calling me "The World Famous Jerry Lentz" after all these years when Super-Agent Don Buchwald nicknamed me that when we first sat down to create a 15 year plan of action that eventually sputtered to a halt.

I've had the fun of meeting a few people here in The South that remembered my show on the radio here. They have been sweet and have said wonderful things. Everyone here says, "Sweetie," "Honey," "Baby," and the Southern hospitality can't be beat. I love getting called these things!

I wish the rest of the world was just as sweet!

Showed "Velvet Goldmine," one of the greatest films in the world, to a sweet, beautiful girl and she really dug it! Even with all the gay stuff! But she's cool with it, she even went to prom with a gay guy! There are so many gays down here! I bet I get chatted up every couple of days by gays. I'm cool with it, because I learned a long time ago if a gay man thinks you're hot, then some hot sexy fag hag will, too!

A few weeks back I was notified by authorities that I was mentioned on a Facebook Hitlist, but after answering questions I forgot about it. The investigator had a slight lisp and I thought they were telling me I was on a Shit-List and I said, "Well, I'm always on someone's shitlist!"

Going on a date tonight! I may be overdoing it, because there are 3 girls! I really like them all, but I have my heart set on one. I don't know how I'm gonna juggle this, they all demand attention, one is a cute, but tough punk manga artist, one is a sweet girl who reads dark literature and the other is a beautiful and artistic ghost hunting writer. I think I want a cheeseburger!

Been thinking about the cheeseburger non-stop since it was first suggested days ago! These girls like to eat and run. They shovel a lil' bit of the food in and then want to go shopping for girlie things. I guess it keeps them thin. Hopefully, I will eat their leftovers!

Thought I would partake in a few evil carbs, so I ordered some tater tots from Sonic last night and I was so thrilled I bit into one without waiting and the inside was slightly hotter than the surface of the sun! Now the roof of my mouth is raw! What can I do? 

I tried butter, because it is a burn, but I wanted something to help apply the butter to the roof of my mouth, so I got some buttermilk biscuits. Still sore though. What am I to do? I can't kiss like this!

I know, I know... The Carbs! The Sugar! But I had a hot pecan pie with vanilla ice cream on top! Fuck Yeah! I'll have to burn it off fast, so I'm planning on having lots of sex to do just that. That's the best way, right?

Ok, here's the idea; Have a nice dinner with a sweet fattening treat, then explain to your date you need to burn it off because there's a modeling gig coming up! That's what I'm doing!

Gonna try it! I just need someone willing to try it on.

Been couch-surfing it and staying in an old haunted log cabin deep in the dark woods that's full of spiders! I wish you were gonna be in bed with me to protect me!

Have had some spiders crawl across my face at night. I even got a spider bite on my forearm! I know this is strange, but when I was a kid this was the coolest movie to me! I was always telling friends about it.

On my laptop at a cafe and a cute little 3-4 year old girl came up to me and said, "Will you watch 'Fanboy and Chum Chum' with me, pleeeeessse?" 

I didn't know what it was, but she tried to climb up in my lap and her mother ran over all embarrassed. Funny! Then a student next to me leaned over her laptop and said, "I think she wants you to be her daddy!"

Her mom was so embarrassed because the girl cried when she pried her off me. Everyone laughed after they left. The girl next to me said, "I think the mom paid the lil' girl to talk to you."

Here's a couple of videos I hope you enjoy! This is one I made when I was visiting a friend of 25 years and going to a museum showing her art. Her family went with her and we had so much fun. She's so awesome and talented! She is so loved!

This video is of my Biography Channel appearance on the TV show, "My Ghost Story" and since it aired this last weekend, I've been inundated with email. I hope you dig it!