Thinking of cleaning up my house, getting rid of all my stuff I've accumulated in all these years, looking around at what I have, wondering what of it I should keep... And everything I see here, I can live without.

I don't need much. Just love and food. Well, maybe just love, cause if you loved me enough, you'd feed me and shelter me. So I just need love. If you give me love, I will give love back. Unless, the love I receive is a creepy, scary and possessive kind of love. But any sane person knows that is not love!

An old friend took his kid to a skatepark in CA, the boy was all excited until he saw that all the skaters were in their mid 40's to upper 50's, so the boy is now thinking of finding another activity.

A gorgeous single mom friend of mine was just told by her teen daughter that her friends (boys) thought she (the mom) was her daughter's older sister... I'm guessing it not only made her week, but I believe a monster has been created!

Some freak at Walmart asked me if I've read "The Bible" and I said, "I haven't even read 'Harry Potter,' yet." 

That shut him up!

I was so upset at lunch! I had a nice big plate of bugs, but there was some disgusting salad mixed in, man oh man!

I had made an awesome salad, but about two bites in I found a giant nasty looking bug! 

Yuk! 

Then, I'm thinking about having a KFC Grilled Double Down to erase that horrible thought.

I get my KFC Double Down, mouth watering, holding it in my hand, ready to bite into it and it slides out of the wrapper and plops its greasy self right down on my clean new shirt! I had to eat the melted cheese off my shirt. 

Classy!

There's this old soft chair from the 60s I sit in when I'm on my laptop and it doesn't take long before I've slid down, my shirt is pulled up, my bare back is on the seat, my head and neck are scrunched up together and my butt is almost on the floor. 

What kind of poor posture is that from a former male fashion model?

Picked up my copy of Ken Wilber's, "A Brief History of Everything" and began reading it, but as soon as I got to the part where he starts referencing, Douglas Adams', "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" I sat it down and started listening to my old BBC Radio Shows again.