To pet my anaconda you must come inside my Honda!
Remember a few months back when I was talking about taking my Honda and building a camper on it? Well, this FB friend has done just that and his Honda with a homemade camper is on the cover of my favorite magazine! I wonder how embarrassed girls would be to be seen riding in mine?
Help me do this to my car!
Started a roadtrip. Gonna see how far I can go on the tank of gas I have. Gas is over $3 a gallon here and I've only got $2.53 in my pocket. I might be thumbing it back. Wish me luck!
I'm worried about Prom coming up and how no one has even hinted at it or asked me to go, so might as well hit the road for a while. Gosh, don't have anything to wear to Prom or to my wedding. I've asked so many friends about helping me find a free suit, no help. I have hit every thrift store I can find and every designer I know. Nothing!
Why do girls spend money on Uggs and wear them out on the town when they could just as easily buy cheap fuzzy house shoes that look just as ridiculous?
A girl I know came over with her BFF and pretty soon there was about 7 young ladies sitting around me telling me their stories. After they left, this big boy came over, "I see you eating out, you always have women around you, what's up?"
He was asking me for advice. I've reached that age where it looks like I have wisdom. Then he asks, "How many weeks should I go before washing my bath towel?"
"Weeks?"
He was a sweet kid, but maybe not all quite there. He asked me all sorts of questions. He asked about life outside Alabama, asked about girls, asked about love, he even asked about, "The Force" and if it was real.
I was talking to this young entrepreneurial girl who was telling me she wanted to open up a club and I told her I always thought it'd be cool to have a bar, so she asked me what I'd call it and without really thinking I said, "Toschi Station" and she didn't get it. What would you name your bar if you had one?
Anyone out there have any advice on a DIY way of printing text/image on the disc of a CD or DVD? Are those Epson Printers good? Is there a cheap, yet cool way to do it without using an adhesive label?
I was wondering if there might be a cheaper, yet cool looking way. I'm planning a DVD release of an art project (this one isn't porn, I swear) and wanted to try something different. I wonder if I used a rubber stamp, or silkscreen something? I can't seem to find anything online like I want. Someone must have done it before, but I swear I can't find anything about it online. Maybe my search words are the wrong ones.
This gal just asked me what delicious cologne I was wearing, so I said, "Febreze®" and she didn't even think anything of it.
I thought maybe I could market belts for those guys who might be a lil' stinky that are made out of sticky fly strips, so their belts could collect flies that swarm around them.
I've discovered if a cat or dog shits anywhere in the world, chances are I will step in it! I don't believe I've ever stepped in snake poop. Other than the death by venom snakes might make better pets.
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