Sleeping in my car I had to pee really bad, but because it was raining and I didn't want to get wet, I reached into the back and found an empty plastic chocolate milk bottle to squirt in. Panic hit when it filled up, almost overflowing and like Laura Petrie getting her toe stuck in the bathtub faucet on The Dick Van Dyke Show, I got stuck in the mouth of the bottle. If I hadn't started thinking about you, it wouldn't have happened. See what you do to me?
While driving in the rain tonight I thought up the most brilliant thing I could post here, you would have loved it, there woulda been lots of comments and emails on it, but when I began hydroplaning on a bridge next to a big tractor trailer I forgot all about it. I'll try and remember it once the shock wears off.
It's raining and my allergies are killing me! I need to have my head vacuumed! These last few nights of sleeping have been horrible! One bad dream after another. When will it end? I'm getting to be afraid of sleep!
Watched "Citizen Kane" again and was surprise about the amount of full frontal nudity I had missed in the previous viewings. My favorite thing about it is, Kane died with Rosebud on his lips... Get it?
Watching "A Clockwork Orange" again, I was thinking of the ol' in/out, in/out. Maybe later I'll partake in a bit of the ol' ultraviolence. It's far easier to engage in ultraviolence than it is to dip into the old in/out in/out, sadly.
I've been looking at dance videos a lot lately to help a friend find a wedding dance, also I was just approached to be in a production of "Footloose" so dancing has been on my mind lately. This is a fun video! Try and see if you can name all these movies as you watch.