Just to balance things and get it out of the way before the bachelorette party? I'm torn.

Just so you know why I'm so concerned, I went to the local costume shop to inquire about renting a Bear costume so I could surprise Jessica with my own "Dancing Bear" routine, but the lady said, "We just rented the last one for a bridal shower." 

I said, "That's weird. You mean a bachelorette party." 

She said, "No. Bridal Shower." 

I asked, "Do you mind telling me the name on the party?" 

Well, she looked it up and it was Jessica's sister!

Let's just be clear about one thing! If the "Dancing Bear" or any stripper shows up (knowing how Jessica behaves with strippers from the photographic evidence I'm forced to confront with almost daily on Facebook) I'm calling this marriage off! I am not a prude. She can look, but when it comes to touching and all the other things she likes to do... I can't handle it! Sorry. Call me old fashioned. I'm a one woman man! That's how my mommy raised me.

Might sound immature, but yesterday I got to see Free Boobies! Sometimes a gal will lean over and her blouse will open, or a woman will be removing her seatbelt and accidentally open her shirt, or a girl will wipe sweat away from her face with the bottom of her t-shirt exposing them precious globes, and sometimes she'll just be typing and stretch and yawn and her shirt comes up and life suddenly seems so worth living!

Happy Earth Day! 

Go to my Facebook profile wall to see the Earth Day music videos I directed back in the day; Pearl Jam, Dramarama, Charlatans UK... Enjoy and plant something! 

Chris Carter was cool enough to contact me about his work in the Dramarama video for "Last Cigarette" where Chris not only caught a thrown from the audience cigarette in his mouth without missing a note, but that it was lit and he caught it on the filter... Just amazing! Those were awesome times! Look for it in this video!

http://www.facebook.com/v/1174552760033

http://www.facebook.com/jerrylentz

When I think about the Earth, I can't help thinking about those nights I would go out on the end of the pier all alone in Ventura, stand up on the railing, stare into the black night filled with stars, listen to the crashing waves, and scream out Jessica's name to the ocean, begging it to bring Jessica back to me. I love her with all that I am! Always have! I love her so much I almost can't "bear" it.