So sore from shopping. People are so violent! But I got some great stuff!

Think I'm gonna shower and get in my jammies.

Had a great Thanksgiving, I ate, I played games, I ate some more, I read Cinderella to a lil' girl, then I snacked, I colored in a coloring book, then I had seconds, then a woman that got a lil' drunk and started kissing on me...

I do well with drunks and drug users, but I need something more than getting puked on to fullfill the romantic void in my life.

My friend Steve sent me this:

"Subject: Whale Wars

Seen this show yet on Animal Planet?

http://animal.discovery.com/tv/whale-wars/

You should be out there with them.  Some cute eco girls on that crew!

Steve"

They are cute! I'd need to learn to swim first, I might do better with the Treehuggers, like that Butterfly that lived up in a tree, but then I'm afraid of heights...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julia_Butterfly_Hill

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I'm so tired, I might nap for a while now.